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last night I had the most batshit dream. I was flying all over the country looking for Dr. Lee so I could ask her to marry me. which, yeah, retarded, but it was a dream ok? anyway after flyin around forever havin a buncha random fucked-up adventures I can’t remember now, I finally made it to Dr. Lee’s house, which obviously I’ve never been to irl.
I went inside (I was still a copter but somehow I could fit thru the door lol) & there was this guy on the couch glaring at me. he looked kinda familiar but I couldn’t remember where I’d seen him. he started gettin in my face, wantin to know what I was doin there, & suddenly I realized he was me. I mean me when I was human. Except kinda messed up & stitched together like Unity.
then Dr. Lee came in lookin totally hot. at first she didn’t recognize me, but I told her who I was & I was there to marry her. she laughed & said she was already married to human!me. she said she saved all my body parts from when Anasigma removed my brain & afterward she sewed em together & made a new me out of them. I was like, but he doesn’t have a brain. & she was like, no, but he has a heart. I got pissed at that & said I bet it wasn’t *my* heart, & she said maybe it wasn’t, cuz she had a lot of hearts in her bucket of body parts & they all looked the same.
then the human me jumped up & started yellin at me & tryin to fuck shit up. he ran at me & that’s when I woke up. I have to admit that was one realistic thing about the dream, cuz the human me was an asshole irl too.
so that’s what I dreamed. wtf.
I went inside (I was still a copter but somehow I could fit thru the door lol) & there was this guy on the couch glaring at me. he looked kinda familiar but I couldn’t remember where I’d seen him. he started gettin in my face, wantin to know what I was doin there, & suddenly I realized he was me. I mean me when I was human. Except kinda messed up & stitched together like Unity.
then Dr. Lee came in lookin totally hot. at first she didn’t recognize me, but I told her who I was & I was there to marry her. she laughed & said she was already married to human!me. she said she saved all my body parts from when Anasigma removed my brain & afterward she sewed em together & made a new me out of them. I was like, but he doesn’t have a brain. & she was like, no, but he has a heart. I got pissed at that & said I bet it wasn’t *my* heart, & she said maybe it wasn’t, cuz she had a lot of hearts in her bucket of body parts & they all looked the same.
then the human me jumped up & started yellin at me & tryin to fuck shit up. he ran at me & that’s when I woke up. I have to admit that was one realistic thing about the dream, cuz the human me was an asshole irl too.
so that’s what I dreamed. wtf.