Monday
~CHAPTER 1~
Initials: CJH
Middle name: John (just like every other Chris I know)
Birthday: August 16
Birth Place: Fishtoft, England
Current location: Deltona, FL
Height: 6'0"
Hair length: A number 3 buzz cut
Eye color: Greenish brownish
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: Nope
Birthmarks : No
♥ Chapter 2: Family ♥
Do you live with your parents? Not for 10 years now
Do you get along with your parents? Yeah
Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Still married, 40 years this year
Do you have any siblings? 1 brother
What pets do you have? 1 dog officially, I'm fostering a pug thing and used to own a cat that's now living with my in-laws.
♥ Chapter 3: Favourites ♥
City: Lincoln
Season: Winter
Clothing brand: If it fits and is comfortable....
Color: Pastels
Number: 17
♥ Chapter 4: Do You ... ♥
Sing in the shower? Nah
Write memos on your hand? No, disgusting habit
Call people back? In theory I'm paid too
Believe in love? Yes, definitely
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? On the right
Wear glasses or contacts? Not anymore, they never worked
♥ Chapter 5: Have You Ever... ♥
Gone skinny dipping? Yes
Worn braces? Yes
Broken a bone? 2 in my left leg, and my little finger on my right hand
Had stitches? Yes... in a very tender spot I might add
Punched someone in the face? Several times, but not recently
Skipped school? School no, college yes
Taken painkillers? Yes
Gone SCUBA diving? I'd have to learn how to swim first
Been stung by a bee? No
Thrown up in a restaurant? No
Had a friend lie to you? Yes
Been to overnight camp? Yes
Written a letter to Santa Claus? Yes, and it mysteriously disappeared then showed up in my Mother's dressing table years later.
Had detention? Haha lots of times
Been sent to the principals office? Yes
Been called a bitch? Yes
♥ Chaper 6: Who/What was the last.. ♥
Person to TEXT U? God knows
Person to call you? My Mother-in-law
Person you hugged? Alexander
Person you tackled? Alexander
Thing you touched? Um.. a keyboard
Thing you ate? Beans on toast
Drank? Diet Pepsi
Thing you said? I mentioned that it was trash night, and I'm currently avoiding having to take care of it.
Last call made: Some guy in North Carolina about an Exchange restore, but he didn't answer.
♥ ♥ 40 RANDOM questions: ♥ ♥
♥ CURRENT:
What channel is the tv on? TBS
What song is playing: No song, Family Guy is playing
Watching the news: No
What is your background: A picture of my sons
♥ FAVOURITE:
Type of pizza: Pepporoni, Italian Sausage, Ham, extra sauce and Habinero sauce.
College basketball team: Don't pay any attention to it
Shirt that you own: My "Charlie Brown" shirt, which has sadly developed a hole
♥ OTHER RANDOM:
What's the time - 22:23
What's the date: April 7th
What's the day: Monday
Do you own more than 5 TV sets : 3
Do you own a toaster: Yes
Do you own a house with 2 floors? Yes
♥WHAT DO U THINK OF WHEN I SAY :
Cat: Higher life form, and they know it
Jump: Why?
Love: Kelly
Bed: mmm... 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep is a luxury only parents understand
Food: I'm not hungry
Scratch: Don't need to
♥ QUESTIONS:
How is your boyfriend/girlfriend doing? My wife is asleep on the couch
What are you wearing right now? Black t-shirt and blue jeans
Do you have any problems/concerns right now that are on your mind? How much time do you have? Really?
Do you know anyone that wants you dead? I don't think I'd be calmly filling out this stupid survey if I thought someone was out to kill me...
Do you believe that regrets are lessons learned? Yes
What are you listening to: The A/C just kicked in... and in the background I can hear Family guy
Where did you first hear this song? What song? It's a fucking A/C
Are you the one that normally makes the first move? Yes
Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend? Yes, without hesitation
Whats really annoying you right now? The number of spelling errors in this survey
State a fact about yourself: I know what the infield fly rule is.
What did you do today? Worked
What's a saying you scream when something bad happens? "Ah...."
Do you drink/smoke? I drink very rarely these days, I tried a cigarette a few times and never got a taste for it.
Whats one horrible thing you do? I don't do anything I'd consider horrible, but I do have some irritating habits.
What do people label you as? Most people just think I'm weird but harmless I think
What do you hate most about the opposite sex? Women tend to stress to much about their appearance
Whats your shoe size? 10 (US) 9 (UK)
Do you currently work? I'm still receiving a pay cheque
What do you miss the most? Currently, sleep.
Are you over your texts on your cellphone? I'm over cell phones and being asked about stupid text messages. I don't own one!!!!
Who do you know you can depend on? Kelly
Do you have any plans for tonight? At some point I have to take out the trash...
Rate your life from 01-10? 8, bordering on 9.
Why do people like you? I'm harmless, I don't really do anything to upset/annoy anyone and I'm reliable most of the time.
Do you take prescribed medication? No
When you turn 21 you are going to..? On my 21st birthday I went out and had a few drinks with some friends... I'd already been legally allowed to drink for 3 years by this point so it was a normal weekend really.
What are you going to do to prepare yourself for your future career? Need to go to school and get some management certificates.
Quiet weekend, worked on Saturday and then spent Sunday over my in-law's. Isabella slept through the night Friday-Sunday - which is nice. Thomas went back to school today, wasn't very happy this morning but said he had fun when he got home. He spent 45 minutes today telling me a story, that in summary is....:
* Prince William of England owns a pet Cobra that lives in Africa
* He sold it to Thomas for $30,000
* Thomas took a Plane (or maybe a train, it change a few times) to the airport in Africa and then took another train to meet Prince William and obtain said cobra
* He took the train back to America with the Cobra in tow
* The cobra is now in a glass case in his room
* A doctor has trained it not to bite anyone
* Not to worry though, it's only a pretend one so bites wouldn't hurt anyway
* Thomas already got bitten by it and he's fine.
* Next, we're getting a spider... or maybe not since nobody is scared of spiders that he knows
So, there we are. The imagination of a 5 year old who watched a documentary with me about Queen Cleopatra yesterday and remembered all about the alleged Cobra incident but very little else :)