O part 5
We've been travelling for about three hours, and, there is still no sign of the vicious O. We come over the hillside that overlooks the swimming pool area. The locals were talking about the tomfoolery of some darkskinned man and a little boy thinking that they could withstand the mighty and powerful O. How absurd. It seems they are not aware of the Conan or the Zeranev and the all powerful Dr Charles Pepper. I looked over at Conan. "You take care of the people and I'll go look for the Oprah." As I went off in my search Conan proceeded down to the poolside with the lever that I magicked up for him. It was good that Matrix taught me that little magic trick. Conan went down and sat in front of the people who were now weary of strangers. "What are you doing here?" shouted out a bronzed egotistic male who thought he could stop the future with his physique alone. Conan just looked at them from his chair and said "Well, as you all may know by now NBC has merged with the giant Universal company forming - -" and in a deep echoing voice he said "NBC Universal." Once back in his regular voice he said "Now, what does this mean, and, why should we care. Because, universal owns USA network and USA network owns, that's right, Walker Texas Ranger. So, I can now show a Walker Texas Ranger clip anytime I want just by pulling this lever." He uncovers the lever I magicked up for him. "The Walker Texas Ranger lever. We've had for years, but, we've never been able to use it. Couldn't be spending that dogh like that." He said while rubbing his fingers and thumbs together. The crowd chuckled a little. So, Conan spun around and gave his surprised look as he pulled the lever. Then, in a poof of smoke Walker Texas Ranger appeared and began to beating up all of the crowd. At that moment, Maury Povich strolled up into the pool area with a piece of paper in his hand. Walker walked over to him and he began sweating. Maury held up the paper and said "Chuck N-n-norris, you - are - the father." Walker jumped up and spun kicked Maury in the jaw sending him flying through the air. At that moment the Oprah appeared on the balcony of her penthouse and screamed "Conan, Walker, you are both cancelled." It was truly an evil ploy. I think she sucked some executive cock because the rest of my group disappeared. I walked out in front of her. "You may have gotten rid of my friends, but, now it's time for us to dance." The Oprah just smiled at me. "I have a special friend for you." she said. Then, around the corner of the building I saw who she spoke of. He was old, wore a suit, and stupidity radiated from him. "Don't worry Oprah, I'll take care of this terrorist." It was the George W. Bush. I had to get out of here quick before he could get his order out to have me shot. Thinking quickly I asked "What was the name of that prison where the stuff happened?" He thought for a moment then said "You mean Abu Dabby, Abdul Jabar. No, that's not it. A bar of gravy." I didn't listen to the rest of it. It'd be doomsday before he'd figure out how to pronounce it right.