me finks tis time fo a entry
booyakasha!
it's certainly been a while since i've popped one of these bad boy entries out and i'm sure my audience has dwindled considerably as a result but for those of you true zer0hawk lj fans out there you are most definitely in for a treat because i fully intend on blowing your minds............
last night i had a powerful dream involving the likes of OL DIRTY BASTARD, MIKE TYSON, LUDACRIS, and HYPE WILLIAMS. the style of the dream was as if i was watching a "making the video" program on mtv only this was the craziest fucking video i've ever seen. basically HYPE WILLIAMS is on this large camera that is moving backwards in front of this huge ass 1960's cadillac convertible with TYSON and OL DIRTY BASTARD in the backseat and LUDA standing on the hood of the car. the car is rolling forward at like five miles an hour w/LUDA on the hood animatedly spitting out some of his lyrics to his song playing in the background and all the while MIKE TYSON is beating the shit out of OL DIRTY BASTARD in the backseat. the crazy thing about this dream is that TYSON is brutally beating OL DIRTY'S ass and ODB is making the most disturbing screams i've ever heard and TYSON is showing absolutely no mercy. suffice it to say it was one of the most bizarre dreams i've ever had.
my roommate and his girlfriend have totally hijacked our tv for the next three hours tonite thus preventing me from once again DESTROYING dave in madden. this tv hijacking aggression will not stand man.................
"ball and biscuit" is quite possibly the most kick ass rock and roll song i've ever heard.......................
i saw brian jannusch's beautiful young daughter hannah jo over winter break and it was most definitely a surreal moment.............
speaking of all things "surreal" i can't get the image of a naked and highly intoxicated MINI ME urinating in the corner of the surreal life house gym.
every american should be encouraged to read a book on the life and presidency of Theodore Roosevelt. The man lived an incomparably unique and interesting life and the mark he left on our country during his seven and a half years as president reverberate to this day.
being born and raised a single child i have developed rather selfish tendencies which many of you may or may not have noticed(sarcasm intended). anyways, this characteristic of my personality was dramatically brought to light about a month ago and as a result i feel it necessary to apologize to any and all of you that i may have offended as a result of this personality flaw. don't interpret this apology as a sign of my selfishness going away anytime soon because bad habit's are hard to break and i'm terribly stubborn..............
and finally, all of you people need to immediately invest some time watching the great ALI G show.
respek to you all
it's certainly been a while since i've popped one of these bad boy entries out and i'm sure my audience has dwindled considerably as a result but for those of you true zer0hawk lj fans out there you are most definitely in for a treat because i fully intend on blowing your minds............
last night i had a powerful dream involving the likes of OL DIRTY BASTARD, MIKE TYSON, LUDACRIS, and HYPE WILLIAMS. the style of the dream was as if i was watching a "making the video" program on mtv only this was the craziest fucking video i've ever seen. basically HYPE WILLIAMS is on this large camera that is moving backwards in front of this huge ass 1960's cadillac convertible with TYSON and OL DIRTY BASTARD in the backseat and LUDA standing on the hood of the car. the car is rolling forward at like five miles an hour w/LUDA on the hood animatedly spitting out some of his lyrics to his song playing in the background and all the while MIKE TYSON is beating the shit out of OL DIRTY BASTARD in the backseat. the crazy thing about this dream is that TYSON is brutally beating OL DIRTY'S ass and ODB is making the most disturbing screams i've ever heard and TYSON is showing absolutely no mercy. suffice it to say it was one of the most bizarre dreams i've ever had.
my roommate and his girlfriend have totally hijacked our tv for the next three hours tonite thus preventing me from once again DESTROYING dave in madden. this tv hijacking aggression will not stand man.................
"ball and biscuit" is quite possibly the most kick ass rock and roll song i've ever heard.......................
i saw brian jannusch's beautiful young daughter hannah jo over winter break and it was most definitely a surreal moment.............
speaking of all things "surreal" i can't get the image of a naked and highly intoxicated MINI ME urinating in the corner of the surreal life house gym.
every american should be encouraged to read a book on the life and presidency of Theodore Roosevelt. The man lived an incomparably unique and interesting life and the mark he left on our country during his seven and a half years as president reverberate to this day.
being born and raised a single child i have developed rather selfish tendencies which many of you may or may not have noticed(sarcasm intended). anyways, this characteristic of my personality was dramatically brought to light about a month ago and as a result i feel it necessary to apologize to any and all of you that i may have offended as a result of this personality flaw. don't interpret this apology as a sign of my selfishness going away anytime soon because bad habit's are hard to break and i'm terribly stubborn..............
and finally, all of you people need to immediately invest some time watching the great ALI G show.
respek to you all