tonite i decided to introduce my aunt and mother to the one and only andre3000. i threw in the love below and skipped to "hey ya" whereupon my aunt and i feely and without a care in the world danced about the living room for the four minutes of the song. i don't think i'll soon forget this, in fact i think that nearly every time i listen to "the
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"Back to the "Willing": Azerbaijan (we're coming to get their oil next so they had no friggin' choice), Bulgaria (anytime you've got Bulgaria on your side, how can you lose? Plus I got to write "Bulgaria" twice in the same book!), Colombia (taking a break from that other war we're fighting there), the Czech Republic (how embarrassing! We were going to let you into NATO anyway!), Denmark (this alone should disqualify them from membership in Scandinavia--I never thought they belonged in it anyway. Let Finland in, where it belongs!), El Salvador (we didn't annex them for nothin'), Eritrea (where the hell is that?), [etc]..."
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