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okay, if you know me, and know me well, i need your help.
i have no will power.
make me shower every morning.
it's not that i smell.
in fact, i smell like total hotness.
it's that my hair turns into a gorgon (see previous post, think sweet rack) if i don't shower every morning.
and i plan to dress nicer from now on, but it's pointless if my hair is retarded.
so yeah. make me take a shower every morning.
if you see my hair is fucked up, grab me by the scalp
take me to my apartment.
take off my clothes.
then take off your clothes.
slowly.
and shower!
everybody wins.
..except the water company. (2 shower for the price of 1)
i have no will power.
make me shower every morning.
it's not that i smell.
in fact, i smell like total hotness.
it's that my hair turns into a gorgon (see previous post, think sweet rack) if i don't shower every morning.
and i plan to dress nicer from now on, but it's pointless if my hair is retarded.
so yeah. make me take a shower every morning.
if you see my hair is fucked up, grab me by the scalp
take me to my apartment.
take off my clothes.
then take off your clothes.
slowly.
and shower!
everybody wins.
..except the water company. (2 shower for the price of 1)