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Feb 25, 2005 14:26
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zeppoxander
March 2 2005, 23:30:57 UTC
Oh please tell me we're having the shower elsewhere! You know like not at our house with tons of women squealing over tiny clothes and stuff.
Or at least make sure i'm out that day.
Well 50-50 odds and all. Hopefully it's a girl so you can lord the whole women's instinct issue over the guys at work.
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madison_jacobs
March 2 2005, 23:34:07 UTC
*snickers*
How about this? It will be at our place, but you can take Jack out to do guy stuff so neither of you have to step near the place until the women are gone and the bows and wrapping paper have been cleaned up.
We'll even save you a piece of cake.
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zeppoxander
March 2 2005, 23:35:52 UTC
It's not funny.
Yes, we will go out and be manly men. Manly men without a care in the world and an eleven o'clock curfew.
*grins*
Which means honestly we'll probably go to his house and watch videos.
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madison_jacobs
March 2 2005, 23:37:26 UTC
*laughs*
You guys could go to the shooting range or yeah, you're right. Videos, popcorn, beer and not a pink bow in sight. It's a good plan.
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zeppoxander
March 3 2005, 00:03:01 UTC
Yeah you know pink bows just don't go with my skin tone, can't do it. And ok could you seriously see me at a shooting range?
*hitches up his belt and does a John Wayne voice*
Well pilgrim I'm thinking I need a pretty big gun for the things I've seen, maybe you all can sell me a howitzer.
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madison_jacobs
March 3 2005, 00:03:53 UTC
Do you want to learn to shoot? I'd be happy to teach you.
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zeppoxander
March 3 2005, 00:05:10 UTC
You want me to actually use a gun? You'd trust me with bullets?
Oh wait is this a 'I teach you to shoot you teach me the wrecking ball' sort of deal?
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madison_jacobs
March 3 2005, 00:11:35 UTC
It could be. I trust your ability to catch on fast and I think you may like the shooting range.
*smiles*
You know you'd rather be the one to teach me how to use a wrecking ball, Harris. It's a good deal.
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zeppoxander
March 3 2005, 00:15:03 UTC
I don't know there's just something so testosterone about hanging out at a shooting range..err um no offense.
I will take my foot out of my mouth now and try that again.
I'm not sure I'd like shooting. There that sounds much better.
No wrecking ball, you'd want to practice on things and I don't want to have to explain it or rebuild it.
*mock shakes a finger at her*
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madison_jacobs
March 3 2005, 00:16:12 UTC
I would not practice on anything that didn't already need to be knocked down, Xander!
Come on, there are all kinds of shacks and stuff that probably need to be cleared out for new development.
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zeppoxander
March 3 2005, 00:17:25 UTC
*grins*
Uh huh. Ply me with more sugar and maybe we'll talk about it. Or if you were really smart you'd wait until after the big party at Ralph's tomorrow.
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Or at least make sure i'm out that day.
Well 50-50 odds and all. Hopefully it's a girl so you can lord the whole women's instinct issue over the guys at work.
Reply
How about this? It will be at our place, but you can take Jack out to do guy stuff so neither of you have to step near the place until the women are gone and the bows and wrapping paper have been cleaned up.
We'll even save you a piece of cake.
Reply
Yes, we will go out and be manly men. Manly men without a care in the world and an eleven o'clock curfew.
*grins*
Which means honestly we'll probably go to his house and watch videos.
Reply
You guys could go to the shooting range or yeah, you're right. Videos, popcorn, beer and not a pink bow in sight. It's a good plan.
Reply
*hitches up his belt and does a John Wayne voice*
Well pilgrim I'm thinking I need a pretty big gun for the things I've seen, maybe you all can sell me a howitzer.
Reply
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Oh wait is this a 'I teach you to shoot you teach me the wrecking ball' sort of deal?
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*smiles*
You know you'd rather be the one to teach me how to use a wrecking ball, Harris. It's a good deal.
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I will take my foot out of my mouth now and try that again.
I'm not sure I'd like shooting. There that sounds much better.
No wrecking ball, you'd want to practice on things and I don't want to have to explain it or rebuild it.
*mock shakes a finger at her*
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Come on, there are all kinds of shacks and stuff that probably need to be cleared out for new development.
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Uh huh. Ply me with more sugar and maybe we'll talk about it. Or if you were really smart you'd wait until after the big party at Ralph's tomorrow.
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