This one is actually funny

[zeppelinboy]

> > Subject: Good Italian Joke
> >
> >
> > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
> > and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
> > sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
> > attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
> > say the following
> >
> > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
> > together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
> > together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
> > come one lasta time."
> >
> > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
> > lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak
> > aloud in public places about our sex lives........."
> >
> > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
> > abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
> > spella 'Mississippi'."
> >
> >
> > I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!