because I'm an ass and refuse to use an Lj cut
1. How tall are you barefoot? Five Nuthin
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No
3. Do you own a gun? no, but if I knew how to use anytihng other than a hunting rifle, I'd like a little false sense of security
4. Rehab? No
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents’ bed? My bed was my parents' bed once. . . .
6. What do you think of hot dogs? mmmmmmm pig by products
7. What's your favourite Christmas song? We need a little Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Hot Chocolate, French Vanilla cappucino, or OJ in that order
9. Do you do push-ups? rarely.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? No
11. Are you vegan? No
12. Do you like painkillers? when there is pain and I want it gone. . .
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Uh. . . my weapons are not very secret.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes
15. Do you have A.D.D.? The doctor says so
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I'll let you know when I get one
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I'm hungry , it's hot in the union, good thing I have my knife cause creepy fucker is in the union.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought: dinner yesterday, greenery, lots o'propel
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Propel, Grape/orange Jolly Good, Coffee, Hot Chocolate, OJ
20. What time did you wake up today? three thirty, thank god for break
21. Current hair? Red/Maroon
22. Current worry? Is rent going to get paid? Is 19 Credits too much? am I ever going to transfer the fuck out? Am i getting sick?
23. Current hate? lack of money
24. Favourite place to be? Michaelangelo's coffee
25. Least favourite place to be? walking home at night
26. Where would you like to go? Dreamland
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep? Big T-shirt
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?Given my slow ass, I'll still be in school.
29. Do you burn or tan? Tan, but i live in WI so it's not like there's much chance for that
30. Last thing you ate? Yummy Buffet
31. Would you be a pirate? Yes.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? amaretto stone sours and gin &tonics
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? old choir songs
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The clown from IT
35. What's in your pockets right now? a lighter, a quarter and my cell phone
36. Last thing that made you laugh? the cat book Keelia showed me
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? ninja turtles
38. Worst injury you've ever had? not physical.
39. What are your dreams like? Painful
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1 that doesn't function
41. Who is your loudest friend? Nikki9lives
42. Who is your most silent friend? Tyler
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Dunno, that's not for me to know
44. Do you wish on stars? No
45. What is your favourite book? East of Eden
46. What is your favourite candy?Sour Skittles
47. What song do did you want played at your wedding? Cold hard bitch? I don't know.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I don't know these things
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?Playing pool at the Pub. . erm. . . pube?
Chapter 1: The Basics
Star sign:Taurus
Place of birth: Milwaukee
Current location: Madison
Scars and birthmarks: Lots of random "look at me I'm depressed" scars from another lifetime, knees and shins from rugby, hands from boxcutters at workand a big old back scar. a birthmark behind my ear, it's tiny but it's there
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's occupation: Mom:Respiratory Therapist Stepmom: HR for Applebee's Co
Father's occupation: Dad: Chili's General Manager, Stepdad: Sales for Belson Paper,Packaging and Machinery
Do you live with your parents? No
Do you get along with your parents? Yes, but only when i'm impressive enough
Are you parents married/separated/divorced? divorced and remarried.
Do you have any siblings? full siblings, no, people of my generation that are related to me in some sense, many.
What pets do you have? Giorgio the fish, Fred the fish(RIP) Hilde the cat, Oliver the dog
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now?yep.
Where did you spend your summers as a child? at grandma's catching frogs and skiing
What was the name of your elementary school? MacArthur/Beaumont
Who were your best friends in elementary school? Bethy Driscoll
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school? Mrs Borg,
What was your best memory from elementary school? Beatingthe crap out of of the kid who threw me off the slide.
Worst memory? getting the shit kicked out of me by boopy and chris
What was the name of your junior high? Lombardi Middle
Who were your best friends? I didn't have friends, I was abandoned.
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr Berken/Miss Knoespel
What was your best memory?The bomb scare days, choir, breaking patty's nose
Worst memory? getting pushed down the stairs, being hated.
What was the name of your high school? Southwest High School
Who were your best friends? Megan, Chris, Krista, Robin, Kevin, Dave, Rob, Brett, The luttrell family
Who was your favorite teacher? The other Berken, Jepsen, basically all of the science department, Mrs Reinen, Miss K
What was your best memory? Choir of freshman year, graduating and getting the fuck out.
Worst memory? Megan Chris and Jessie died,life basically sucked, and I was an asshole.
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best? In highschool I learned a lot about life.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings? no
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents? Yes
What is your family's cultural heritage? Fruit punch, mainly german and irish, a little of everything else
Chapter 3: The Favorites
city: Madison
vacation spot:Jamaica.
sport: Rugby
food: Chinese, Grilled Cheese, Broccoli
dessert: Ice Cream/Tiramisu
drink: grape soda
alcoholic drink: amaretto sour
place to eat: Yummy buffet, Pel meni, Tutto Pasta, Asian Kitchen
ice cream flavor: chocolate peanut butter
season: fall/summer
holiday: . . Meh
clothing brand: doesn't matter
make up brand: Doesn't matter
shampoo/conditioner: pantene red expressions
supermodel: heh?
actor: meep
actress: roar
athlete: ergh
athletic team: meh
old nickelodeon show: Are you Afraid of the dark
number: 14
color: Green
word: fuck
phrase: "You can kiss the fattest part of my ass." or "go away" "fuck you" "lick my left little toe bitch" "shut the fuck up" "why are you still here?"
magazine: . . .
cheesy pick up line: you're cute, wanna fuck?
language: English
country: don't know
flower: Oleander
Chatper 4: This or That
lefty/righty: Righty
rock/country: Rock
diamonds/pearls: pearls
blondes/brunettes: Brunettes
new york/montana: new york
usa/canada: I'd need to go to canada and see
gold/silver: Silver
hummer limo/stretch: strech if I gotta
gatorade/powerade:Gatorade
diet coke/regular: regular
chicken fingers/chicken nuggets: fingers
mcdonalds/burger king: burger king breakfast, mcdonalds dinner
subway/taco bell: subway
gravol/pepto bismol: pepto
plane/train: Plane
skiing/snowboarding:Skiing
cliff diving/shark diving: Cliff Diving
east coast/west coast: West.
marissa/summer: Huh?
Bush/Kerry: God Damn
Britney/Christina: What the Fuck
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: Grr
The OC/Laguna Beach: HOw the fuck should I know?
Flintstones/Jetsons: Jetsons
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Fresh Prince
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: Brady Bunch
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
creamy/crunchy: Creamy
red rover/capture the flag: capture the flag
mother may i/simon says: Simon Says
lake/pool:Lake
snow day/spring day: Spring
chihuahua/bernese mountain dog: Mountain dog
London/Paris: Paris
shower/bath:Bath
love/money: Love
Nike/Adidas:Who cares
peanuts/crackerjacks: Peanuts
fruity pebbles/cocoa puffs: pebbles
Target/WalMart: Target
AIM/MSN: AIM
Blahnik/Birkenstock: neither
Chanel/Louis Vuitton:Fuck
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy: Twiggy
city mouse/country mouse: Country mouse
winter olympics/summer olympics: Winter
NCAA/pros: What?
apples/bananas: Bananas
color/colour: Color
Chapter 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower? Yes
Write memos on your hand? Yes
Call people back? If I'm not feeling antisocial
Have your driver's license? yes
Believe in love? I think maybe. .
Knock on wood? if I wanna break it
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Speak another language? Spanish
Have citizenship to more than one country? No
Think you're attractive? I guess
Wear glasses or contacts? both
Have any weird pet peeves? sure
Have any weird hobbies? Yeah
Chapter 6: Have You Ever ...
Gone skinny dipping? yeah
Worn braces?for five years
Smoked a cigarette? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Smoked anything else? yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Had stitches?Yes
Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
Shoplifted? yes
Punched someone in the face? yes
Skipped school? Yes
Flown first class? No
Traveled to another continent? Yes
Used racial slurs? I don't recall
Taken painkillers? Yes
Taken sleeping pills? Yes
Ridden in a limousine? Yes
Gone SCUBA diving? No
Been stung by a jellyfish? Yes
Been stung by a bee? yes
Thrown up in a restaurant? Yes
Made a snow angel? Yes
Been to overnight camp? 13 times
Written a letter to Santa Claus? yes
Sworn in front of your parents? Yes
Had detention? Yes
Been sent to the principal's office? yes
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs? at church camp.
Made a prank phone call? Yes
Been to the opposite end of the country?What's the opposite end of the middle?
Been called a bitch? Yes
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called prude? Yes
Met someone famous? Maybe?
Slept naked? yes
Gone streaking? Yes
Played ding dong ditch? Yes
Climbed a tree? Yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe? Yes
Had a threesome? Yes
Chapter 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: Cheese and canadian bacon
Bagel:french toast bagel with cream cheese, or chocolate chip bagel with butta
Smore: . . . . just the marshmallow
Sandwich:turkey, provolone, honey wheat bread and vinegarette
Sundae: hot fudge and oreos
Date: something good
Outfit: I don't even know. something involving comfortable tall shoes
Chapter 8: Random
If you could take back one thing, what would it be? I'd go to forestville, and what happened last halloween wouldn't
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize?Nobel
What time do you get up in the morning? until jan 17th, whenever, starting 17 jan, 730 am
What time do you go to sleep? between 1-3 am
If you could bring 5 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be? Idon't fucking know.
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair? brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? skydive
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal?Olive Garden Salad, Tiramisu, and a life saving serum??
Name 5 people in history that you want to meet:. . . .
Make three wishes: wishes. I did
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be? I'm getting tired of this thing
If you were a superhero, what would your power be? mind reading.
If the world floods and you can only save 1 species, it would be: fucking a
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number?8460
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No
3. Do you own a gun? no, but if I knew how to use anytihng other than a hunting rifle, I'd like a little false sense of security
4. Rehab? No
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents’ bed? My bed was my parents' bed once. . . .
6. What do you think of hot dogs? mmmmmmm pig by products
7. What's your favourite Christmas song? We need a little Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Hot Chocolate, French Vanilla cappucino, or OJ in that order
9. Do you do push-ups? rarely.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? No
11. Are you vegan? No
12. Do you like painkillers? when there is pain and I want it gone. . .
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Uh. . . my weapons are not very secret.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes
15. Do you have A.D.D.? The doctor says so
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I'll let you know when I get one
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I'm hungry , it's hot in the union, good thing I have my knife cause creepy fucker is in the union.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought: dinner yesterday, greenery, lots o'propel
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Propel, Grape/orange Jolly Good, Coffee, Hot Chocolate, OJ
20. What time did you wake up today? three thirty, thank god for break
21. Current hair? Red/Maroon
22. Current worry? Is rent going to get paid? Is 19 Credits too much? am I ever going to transfer the fuck out? Am i getting sick?
23. Current hate? lack of money
24. Favourite place to be? Michaelangelo's coffee
25. Least favourite place to be? walking home at night
26. Where would you like to go? Dreamland
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep? Big T-shirt
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?Given my slow ass, I'll still be in school.
29. Do you burn or tan? Tan, but i live in WI so it's not like there's much chance for that
30. Last thing you ate? Yummy Buffet
31. Would you be a pirate? Yes.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? amaretto stone sours and gin &tonics
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? old choir songs
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The clown from IT
35. What's in your pockets right now? a lighter, a quarter and my cell phone
36. Last thing that made you laugh? the cat book Keelia showed me
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? ninja turtles
38. Worst injury you've ever had? not physical.
39. What are your dreams like? Painful
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1 that doesn't function
41. Who is your loudest friend? Nikki9lives
42. Who is your most silent friend? Tyler
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Dunno, that's not for me to know
44. Do you wish on stars? No
45. What is your favourite book? East of Eden
46. What is your favourite candy?Sour Skittles
47. What song do did you want played at your wedding? Cold hard bitch? I don't know.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I don't know these things
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?Playing pool at the Pub. . erm. . . pube?
Chapter 1: The Basics
Star sign:Taurus
Place of birth: Milwaukee
Current location: Madison
Scars and birthmarks: Lots of random "look at me I'm depressed" scars from another lifetime, knees and shins from rugby, hands from boxcutters at workand a big old back scar. a birthmark behind my ear, it's tiny but it's there
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's occupation: Mom:Respiratory Therapist Stepmom: HR for Applebee's Co
Father's occupation: Dad: Chili's General Manager, Stepdad: Sales for Belson Paper,Packaging and Machinery
Do you live with your parents? No
Do you get along with your parents? Yes, but only when i'm impressive enough
Are you parents married/separated/divorced? divorced and remarried.
Do you have any siblings? full siblings, no, people of my generation that are related to me in some sense, many.
What pets do you have? Giorgio the fish, Fred the fish(RIP) Hilde the cat, Oliver the dog
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now?yep.
Where did you spend your summers as a child? at grandma's catching frogs and skiing
What was the name of your elementary school? MacArthur/Beaumont
Who were your best friends in elementary school? Bethy Driscoll
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school? Mrs Borg,
What was your best memory from elementary school? Beatingthe crap out of of the kid who threw me off the slide.
Worst memory? getting the shit kicked out of me by boopy and chris
What was the name of your junior high? Lombardi Middle
Who were your best friends? I didn't have friends, I was abandoned.
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr Berken/Miss Knoespel
What was your best memory?The bomb scare days, choir, breaking patty's nose
Worst memory? getting pushed down the stairs, being hated.
What was the name of your high school? Southwest High School
Who were your best friends? Megan, Chris, Krista, Robin, Kevin, Dave, Rob, Brett, The luttrell family
Who was your favorite teacher? The other Berken, Jepsen, basically all of the science department, Mrs Reinen, Miss K
What was your best memory? Choir of freshman year, graduating and getting the fuck out.
Worst memory? Megan Chris and Jessie died,life basically sucked, and I was an asshole.
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best? In highschool I learned a lot about life.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings? no
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents? Yes
What is your family's cultural heritage? Fruit punch, mainly german and irish, a little of everything else
Chapter 3: The Favorites
city: Madison
vacation spot:Jamaica.
sport: Rugby
food: Chinese, Grilled Cheese, Broccoli
dessert: Ice Cream/Tiramisu
drink: grape soda
alcoholic drink: amaretto sour
place to eat: Yummy buffet, Pel meni, Tutto Pasta, Asian Kitchen
ice cream flavor: chocolate peanut butter
season: fall/summer
holiday: . . Meh
clothing brand: doesn't matter
make up brand: Doesn't matter
shampoo/conditioner: pantene red expressions
supermodel: heh?
actor: meep
actress: roar
athlete: ergh
athletic team: meh
old nickelodeon show: Are you Afraid of the dark
number: 14
color: Green
word: fuck
phrase: "You can kiss the fattest part of my ass." or "go away" "fuck you" "lick my left little toe bitch" "shut the fuck up" "why are you still here?"
magazine: . . .
cheesy pick up line: you're cute, wanna fuck?
language: English
country: don't know
flower: Oleander
Chatper 4: This or That
lefty/righty: Righty
rock/country: Rock
diamonds/pearls: pearls
blondes/brunettes: Brunettes
new york/montana: new york
usa/canada: I'd need to go to canada and see
gold/silver: Silver
hummer limo/stretch: strech if I gotta
gatorade/powerade:Gatorade
diet coke/regular: regular
chicken fingers/chicken nuggets: fingers
mcdonalds/burger king: burger king breakfast, mcdonalds dinner
subway/taco bell: subway
gravol/pepto bismol: pepto
plane/train: Plane
skiing/snowboarding:Skiing
cliff diving/shark diving: Cliff Diving
east coast/west coast: West.
marissa/summer: Huh?
Bush/Kerry: God Damn
Britney/Christina: What the Fuck
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: Grr
The OC/Laguna Beach: HOw the fuck should I know?
Flintstones/Jetsons: Jetsons
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Fresh Prince
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: Brady Bunch
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
creamy/crunchy: Creamy
red rover/capture the flag: capture the flag
mother may i/simon says: Simon Says
lake/pool:Lake
snow day/spring day: Spring
chihuahua/bernese mountain dog: Mountain dog
London/Paris: Paris
shower/bath:Bath
love/money: Love
Nike/Adidas:Who cares
peanuts/crackerjacks: Peanuts
fruity pebbles/cocoa puffs: pebbles
Target/WalMart: Target
AIM/MSN: AIM
Blahnik/Birkenstock: neither
Chanel/Louis Vuitton:Fuck
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy: Twiggy
city mouse/country mouse: Country mouse
winter olympics/summer olympics: Winter
NCAA/pros: What?
apples/bananas: Bananas
color/colour: Color
Chapter 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower? Yes
Write memos on your hand? Yes
Call people back? If I'm not feeling antisocial
Have your driver's license? yes
Believe in love? I think maybe. .
Knock on wood? if I wanna break it
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Speak another language? Spanish
Have citizenship to more than one country? No
Think you're attractive? I guess
Wear glasses or contacts? both
Have any weird pet peeves? sure
Have any weird hobbies? Yeah
Chapter 6: Have You Ever ...
Gone skinny dipping? yeah
Worn braces?for five years
Smoked a cigarette? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Smoked anything else? yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Had stitches?Yes
Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
Shoplifted? yes
Punched someone in the face? yes
Skipped school? Yes
Flown first class? No
Traveled to another continent? Yes
Used racial slurs? I don't recall
Taken painkillers? Yes
Taken sleeping pills? Yes
Ridden in a limousine? Yes
Gone SCUBA diving? No
Been stung by a jellyfish? Yes
Been stung by a bee? yes
Thrown up in a restaurant? Yes
Made a snow angel? Yes
Been to overnight camp? 13 times
Written a letter to Santa Claus? yes
Sworn in front of your parents? Yes
Had detention? Yes
Been sent to the principal's office? yes
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs? at church camp.
Made a prank phone call? Yes
Been to the opposite end of the country?What's the opposite end of the middle?
Been called a bitch? Yes
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called prude? Yes
Met someone famous? Maybe?
Slept naked? yes
Gone streaking? Yes
Played ding dong ditch? Yes
Climbed a tree? Yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe? Yes
Had a threesome? Yes
Chapter 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: Cheese and canadian bacon
Bagel:french toast bagel with cream cheese, or chocolate chip bagel with butta
Smore: . . . . just the marshmallow
Sandwich:turkey, provolone, honey wheat bread and vinegarette
Sundae: hot fudge and oreos
Date: something good
Outfit: I don't even know. something involving comfortable tall shoes
Chapter 8: Random
If you could take back one thing, what would it be? I'd go to forestville, and what happened last halloween wouldn't
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize?Nobel
What time do you get up in the morning? until jan 17th, whenever, starting 17 jan, 730 am
What time do you go to sleep? between 1-3 am
If you could bring 5 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be? Idon't fucking know.
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair? brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? skydive
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal?Olive Garden Salad, Tiramisu, and a life saving serum??
Name 5 people in history that you want to meet:. . . .
Make three wishes: wishes. I did
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be? I'm getting tired of this thing
If you were a superhero, what would your power be? mind reading.
If the world floods and you can only save 1 species, it would be: fucking a
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number?8460