You Know You're From Massachusetts When....
Stolen from gin_gen :3
1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.
You know what a pocketbook is
You call them what they really are “sneakers” (not “tennies”)
You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town
The public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be caught dead on the "Orange Line"
You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions
If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names
53 degrees is "on the warm side"
You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone "to go" in the snow
You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV
You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"
A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it "bubbla".
You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes
You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Eastham, Chatham, Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, and Leominster
You know what they sell at a "packie"
You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
Paranoia sets in when you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS
You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
You've bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop
You know what a "regular coffee" is!
You can navigate a rotary without a problem
You use the words "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in the same sentence
You know what a frappe is
Saint Patrick's Day is your second favorite holiday
You drink tonic and would never consider using it on your hair
You never say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape"
You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation at least once, in elementary school, but never to Bunka Hill
You know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort of strange weather dividing line
------------------------------
As if it's not COMPLETELY obvious that I'm from MA based on this....XDD