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FUCKING BITCH!
So, my sweetie and I are spending a bit of intimate time...something that we very rarely have both the mood and the privacy at the same time to do. It's wonderful, of course...I'm not going into the details, that's none of your business, but suffice to say it's coming along nicely...
...When his mother comes knocking on the door, which I had very fortunately locked. SON OF A BITCH! So, I dash into the bathroom doublequick because I don't have time to get my pants and underwear on, while he tugs on his boxers...I hear through the bathroom door, "I just wanted to use Joe's computer for a little bit."
Fucking bitch.
Of all the times I've wanted to take a baseball bat to the back of someone's head, that's pretty high on my list.
We've FUCKING GOT TO GET OUR OWN PLACE.
So, my sweetie and I are spending a bit of intimate time...something that we very rarely have both the mood and the privacy at the same time to do. It's wonderful, of course...I'm not going into the details, that's none of your business, but suffice to say it's coming along nicely...
...When his mother comes knocking on the door, which I had very fortunately locked. SON OF A BITCH! So, I dash into the bathroom doublequick because I don't have time to get my pants and underwear on, while he tugs on his boxers...I hear through the bathroom door, "I just wanted to use Joe's computer for a little bit."
Fucking bitch.
Of all the times I've wanted to take a baseball bat to the back of someone's head, that's pretty high on my list.
We've FUCKING GOT TO GET OUR OWN PLACE.