a fairly typical conversation between zephre & illogicalvulcan...
Yesterday:
me: I just skimmed a comic book review site in which they discussed an issue in which Spider-Man kills his wife by having sex with her and infecting her with his radioactive sperm.
illogicalvulcan: If that better or worse that Superman blowing Lois Lane's head off?
me: it's a reworking of the Superman title. what is wrong with these guys? (the writers, not the superheroes)
illogicalvulcan: They think about sex too much?
me: I think about sex too much. these guys are thinking about something a little different. :P
illogicalvulcan: I really want to know about those women this study I was reading studied, who apparently only think of sex once an hour.
[lots of stuff cut about the sudden end-of-day work crisis I had to stay late to deal with]
me: that was the best half-hour I've had in days.
illogicalvulcan: My sarcasm senses are tingling.
me: ooooh. tingling.
illogicalvulcan: No dear, that's later. >:) The internet is for porn
me: yeah, now we're back to that study that is obviously of a bunch of women socially programmed to lie about their thought processes.
illogicalvulcan: Heh. True.
Today:
me: ok, just to show where my mind is, I'm reading the transcript of an interview with Obama where he quotes RFK about "ripples of hope" ... and I read that "nipples of hope"
illogicalvulcan: Is Obama wearing the George Clooney Batman chestplate? Okay, that's your one thought about sex this hour.
me: no, but omg now I am laughing at my desk and it's all your fault
illogicalvulcan: Yay!!
me: I just skimmed a comic book review site in which they discussed an issue in which Spider-Man kills his wife by having sex with her and infecting her with his radioactive sperm.
illogicalvulcan: If that better or worse that Superman blowing Lois Lane's head off?
me: it's a reworking of the Superman title. what is wrong with these guys? (the writers, not the superheroes)
illogicalvulcan: They think about sex too much?
me: I think about sex too much. these guys are thinking about something a little different. :P
illogicalvulcan: I really want to know about those women this study I was reading studied, who apparently only think of sex once an hour.
[lots of stuff cut about the sudden end-of-day work crisis I had to stay late to deal with]
me: that was the best half-hour I've had in days.
illogicalvulcan: My sarcasm senses are tingling.
me: ooooh. tingling.
illogicalvulcan: No dear, that's later. >:) The internet is for porn
me: yeah, now we're back to that study that is obviously of a bunch of women socially programmed to lie about their thought processes.
illogicalvulcan: Heh. True.
Today:
me: ok, just to show where my mind is, I'm reading the transcript of an interview with Obama where he quotes RFK about "ripples of hope" ... and I read that "nipples of hope"
illogicalvulcan: Is Obama wearing the George Clooney Batman chestplate? Okay, that's your one thought about sex this hour.
me: no, but omg now I am laughing at my desk and it's all your fault
illogicalvulcan: Yay!!