More Bash - It's all I'm good for, no? :D

Mar 30, 2005 22:13


Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me

UltimateGuidoAnchovy: Livejournal recently realized that it could save bandwidth by eliminating all mood emoticons but "angsty".

anotlwonk: I have a whole bunch of web designs and no one to give them to
crazyc0der: i smell an emo song brewing

magnafi> portuguese is very dificulty to speak
magnafi> its like chinese or japanese..
magnafi> very dificulty
litigator> kind of like english
magnafi> english is too much easy to speak

smcn> one of these days
smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons
smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D

dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper.
kingLatency> what is it?
dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?"
dreamkast0r> "It is lost!"
dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore.
dreamkast0r> That's not a joke.
dreamkast0r> It's a sad story.

+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg
+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge
+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours
+k\o\w> but they never hatched
+k\o\w> and I would cry

TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.

thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)
yeah
cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs
living near a cemetary rox :)
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