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Through decisive study and many experiments, I have deteremined the following things about Alannah's pets.
1) Buster is a bottomless water pit that absolutely refuses to drink from the water bowl, always finding a way to get water more puzzling than the next.
2) Corkie is depressed. Poor thing. However she's fine until she realizes I'm not Brad.
3) Ms Kitty is a paranoid hermit. With much reason, thanks to...
4) Pepper is a maniac. Fortunately doesn't hate me.
And then...
5) Sneakers is like a little child, the most interesting of subjects. Actually, she's more of a cute, old, chronic-pooping broken alarm clock that requires constant attention.
I never want kids.
1) Buster is a bottomless water pit that absolutely refuses to drink from the water bowl, always finding a way to get water more puzzling than the next.
2) Corkie is depressed. Poor thing. However she's fine until she realizes I'm not Brad.
3) Ms Kitty is a paranoid hermit. With much reason, thanks to...
4) Pepper is a maniac. Fortunately doesn't hate me.
And then...
5) Sneakers is like a little child, the most interesting of subjects. Actually, she's more of a cute, old, chronic-pooping broken alarm clock that requires constant attention.
I never want kids.