This one's for Richard...
here is my recipe for getting rumors started:
Step 1: Go sit naked on the front steps of your building at 2:00 in the morning.
Step 2: Smear jelly all over yourself.
Step 3: Fuck a kitten.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 one hour earlier or later progressively until rumors start.
There ya go, and if any fucker tries that shit about me I will rip their lungs out through their rib cage.
Thought for the night at the coffeehouse: "Don't these cheap, goddamn, motherfucking, shit-eating bastards have anywhere else to go?"
"Sodomites"
Peace and love
Step 1: Go sit naked on the front steps of your building at 2:00 in the morning.
Step 2: Smear jelly all over yourself.
Step 3: Fuck a kitten.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 one hour earlier or later progressively until rumors start.
There ya go, and if any fucker tries that shit about me I will rip their lungs out through their rib cage.
Thought for the night at the coffeehouse: "Don't these cheap, goddamn, motherfucking, shit-eating bastards have anywhere else to go?"
"Sodomites"
Peace and love