I Never

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To play "I never" put an (x) in front of the things that you have never done before and a (_) on the things that you have done at least once. Then, at the end, add an "I never" of your own...

(_) I have never been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(x) I have never cut myself on purpose
(_) I never have been in a fist fight
(_) I never had a 3-some
(_) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I never have eaten sushi
(x) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(_) I never have met a movie star
(x) I never had sex in a pool
(x) I never went to a prom
(x) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(_) I never have dated someone for over a year
(x) I never sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I never ate a mango
(x) I never mooned somebody
(x) I never masturbated in public
(_) I never had sex at my workplace