Dec 31, 2004 11:04
1. getting your parents addicted to videogames
2. wiping your butt after a shite and realizing it was a clean break
3. looking at your butt in the mirror after a shite and realizing you dont have any dingleberries
4. picking a booger that has taken the form of your entire inner nostril
5. playing ANY video game whilst getting my head scratched
6. watching ANY movie (wait......not my big fat greek wedding or ANY movie closely resembling it) whilst getting my head scratched
7. farting every step when you run
8. NOT peeing in double streams
9. writing about bodily functions
10. watching a movie that is finally worth the $8.75
maybe thought will go into a post someday.....