conform to boobies
Something that has been bothering me lately:
The word 'conform.'
This poor word is now being whored around by idiots trying to sound smart. I like to associate these idiots with using iPods, just because I hate iPods and everyone who loves them.
Here is a typical whoring of this lovely word, in conversation form:
Man1: "I like to eat pizza."
Man2: "So you're conforming to the liking of italian discular foods?"
Man1: "Ummmm.....ok? Iguess so."
Man2: "So you are a conformist?"
Man1: "If you say so."
Man2: *turns on iPod* "Well listen here mister! I have Fallout Boy on right now, which means I am a nonconformist! I will not give in to conforming to the standards given by the Bush administration because blah blah blah nine eleven blah blah blah keep alito out of the supreme court blah blah blah kill babies not animals blah blah blah do my butt!"
Man1: "So you are then conforming to nonconformity."
Man2: "I could not have forseen this!!! circuits.........*kchchchcht*....malfunctioning!......*zzzzt*.......conformity! *kckckckckckckt*.......abortion!!!!!" *dies*
I hate the usage of this word and peoples responses to this word. Use this word properly, such as;
"I can form a penis with playdough!"
Don't be a drone controlled by media or Hollywood. Think for yourself and give in to believing (conforming to the belief) that Fallout Boy is such a horrible band that I shall swear: Michael Moore. There! I said it!
Adios
The word 'conform.'
This poor word is now being whored around by idiots trying to sound smart. I like to associate these idiots with using iPods, just because I hate iPods and everyone who loves them.
Here is a typical whoring of this lovely word, in conversation form:
Man1: "I like to eat pizza."
Man2: "So you're conforming to the liking of italian discular foods?"
Man1: "Ummmm.....ok? Iguess so."
Man2: "So you are a conformist?"
Man1: "If you say so."
Man2: *turns on iPod* "Well listen here mister! I have Fallout Boy on right now, which means I am a nonconformist! I will not give in to conforming to the standards given by the Bush administration because blah blah blah nine eleven blah blah blah keep alito out of the supreme court blah blah blah kill babies not animals blah blah blah do my butt!"
Man1: "So you are then conforming to nonconformity."
Man2: "I could not have forseen this!!! circuits.........*kchchchcht*....malfunctioning!......*zzzzt*.......conformity! *kckckckckckckt*.......abortion!!!!!" *dies*
I hate the usage of this word and peoples responses to this word. Use this word properly, such as;
"I can form a penis with playdough!"
Don't be a drone controlled by media or Hollywood. Think for yourself and give in to believing (conforming to the belief) that Fallout Boy is such a horrible band that I shall swear: Michael Moore. There! I said it!
Adios