Why women are lazier
I have recently been conducting my own study as to why I think women can be far lazier than any man.
Since now being employed with Target I have the wonderful opportunity to enjoy the scrutiny of many people of the moronic persuasion. My job is to collect stray items tossed around my section *toys* and straighten my aisles. Having done this daily I started to notice a pattern......approx. 80% of all stray items I collect happen to be feminine products....ie makeup, tampons, women's clothing, plants (guys dont buy plants unless they be queer).
One might ask, "Well what if the man was buying his wife some of these items?" and to this I say, "what if you dont know what you're talking about?" I have seen a few instances where women have done this......one of them tried to actually do it while I was walking behind her, then she looked back, saw me and went "oh!" and kept walking as her item fell to the floor behind her and she looked back again, but kept walking. Moron.
Well what if it is a pure volume factor? Such as, the women buy so much crap that the chances of them wanting to toss an item are greater? Or maybe women are so much more easily persuaded to want an item at first sight, and then realize how stupid they are for wanting it later? Men already know they're stupid before they even wake up everyday.
Just one of the many reasons I think women can be defective. ;o)
Since now being employed with Target I have the wonderful opportunity to enjoy the scrutiny of many people of the moronic persuasion. My job is to collect stray items tossed around my section *toys* and straighten my aisles. Having done this daily I started to notice a pattern......approx. 80% of all stray items I collect happen to be feminine products....ie makeup, tampons, women's clothing, plants (guys dont buy plants unless they be queer).
One might ask, "Well what if the man was buying his wife some of these items?" and to this I say, "what if you dont know what you're talking about?" I have seen a few instances where women have done this......one of them tried to actually do it while I was walking behind her, then she looked back, saw me and went "oh!" and kept walking as her item fell to the floor behind her and she looked back again, but kept walking. Moron.
Well what if it is a pure volume factor? Such as, the women buy so much crap that the chances of them wanting to toss an item are greater? Or maybe women are so much more easily persuaded to want an item at first sight, and then realize how stupid they are for wanting it later? Men already know they're stupid before they even wake up everyday.
Just one of the many reasons I think women can be defective. ;o)