Send all birthday spankings jenn_possible's way.

FUCK YES!

If you haven't got your vote on yet - DO IT.

Longest line there's ever been at my polling place at 6:30 in the morning. Heck, it's the only line there's ever been. And that is AWESOME.

GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR VOTING PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I hate the neighbors beside me with their stupid fucking dogs. Their stupid dogs barking non-fucking stop at fucking 3:16 in the morning that will not shut the fuck up ( Read more... )

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List 5 songs you like that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

doubleungood gave me a "C" like, 2 million* days ago.

1. Cut Me Out - Toadies
2. Cuts You Up - Peter Murphy
3. Cut That Mullet - Wesley Willis
4. Confessional - Lamb of God
5. Conservative, Christian ( Read more... )

Obama's constituency revealed.

Really?

For real?

I don’t really do this much anymore. Oh well.

I was kicking it on the internet today and I found this really old (ancient in internet years) thing about the end of humanity that was sort of novel ( Read more... )

Mississippi is totally gonna show all those fat people, by passing a law to prevent them from eating in public.

Like, sometimes legislation with no hope of passing is offered in order to make a statement of some kind. But seriously, what is the purpose of this shit?

OMG FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST!!!!!!

This is interesting hereSo, this guy is a double below-the-knee amputee. He has special carbon-fiber racing prosthetics made for him, and by virtue of their construction, they seem to have made him a more efficient runner than an "able-bodied" athlete ( Read more... )

I mean, we try really damn hard as a general rule to blame rape victims for the assaults against them, it isn't that much of a stretch to blame women for their own assassinations, right ( Read more... )