Oct 08, 2012 12:01
- Sun, 18:47: What sadist invented fitted sheets, anyway? They never stay on and folding them takes magic.
- Sun, 22:17: Last night I dreamed that I was being forced into marrying Mitt Romney. It was a horrifying nightmare.
- Sun, 22:35: If I spent 40 hours a week writing, how many books could I have published by now? No, don't answer, I'll cry.
- Mon, 11:10: RT @ perlapell: The bony underwire from my bra worked itself out the other day and popped out of my cleavage. I then used it to make Man.
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