Mon, 14:14: I just turned the heat on! I'm so happy about it, it's stupid.
Mon, 14:16: RT @ MotherJones: "Parents go to raw milk because they hear it's good for kids' allergies. They end up sickening their kids." http://t.co ...
Mon, 14:17: I didn't believe this, but...: Romney doesn’t understand why you can’t roll down windows on a plane http://t.co/PnWj1Xr3
Mon, 16:53: Have eaten 9 ounces of fudge today. Granted that's all I've eaten, but... yeah. Diet's going well.
Mon, 16:54: In other news, can I get maternity leave without having to have a baby? I need a LONG vacation.
Mon, 17:05: @ hardball Does Romney think the ER provides chemotherapy and dialysis and liver transplants?
Mon, 23:37: Okay, fine, yes, I admit it: I'm addicted to Twitter. Now give it back.
Tue, 07:19: RT @ AndreAnnaRose: It's weird after having an iPhone so long and then not. Only bc I realize all the things Apple was keeping from me. A ...
Tue, 10:33: Over 100 news orgs are calling cats "serial killers" and worse. Tell the media to stop spreading lies that hurt cats! https://t.co/0e1XIugp