First World Problems for people who collect vintage cufflinks
On the Yamane Ayano comm someone is looking for a fic where Akihito buys Glock cufflinks as a birthday present for Asami and something something. It's been days now that I'll think about it and flinch because Jesus Christ, Glock cufflinks? How tacky can you get? If you want to give your significant other a pair of cufflinks, get something that won't make him look like a tool if he has to wear them on account of your feelings. If you just want to be cute because obviously a person who shoots people for fun and profit wants to be reminded of that on his special day, get him a box of 9mm Hydra-Shoks. That's at least practical.