It's time to do work, son.
That's right. For those of you who have families to visit, gifts to wrap and meals to cook, it's time to do work. Forget about taking a break for a while to jerk off or make yourself a snack- Christmas isn't about jerking off and snack eating. It's about making people smile. So pull on your itchiest sweater, put your hair in a pony tail, get in the mirror and flex because it's time to shine mother fucker!
To all my friends- happy Yule, Hanukkah, and merry Christmas. For my Atheist and Agnostic friends, you're going to hell. Along with my pagan and Jewish friends, that is. <3