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Jun 11, 2006 14:04

I was looking online for a good detox diet and came up with this site-

http://www.healingdaily.com/detoxification-diet.htm for anyone who cares to look. It's really healthy and the site is easy to use. I think it's important to try and take care for yourself... try being the important word... heh.
There is a quiz, too, to take to see how toxic you are. For some reason, Soma/Indi, I thought of you when I saw this. Maybe you are supposed to take it. I dunno...
http://www.healingdaily.com/detoxification-diet/toxicity-quiz.htm

Good news- no plague.
Jay and I are going on this dinner/dancing riverboat cruise tonight sans baby. It sounds a little old ladyish, but I figure we'll give it a try. Considering either of us actually does any dancing (beyond the horizonal hokie-pokie), I figure it's worth a shot. Besides, it was a gift from his mum and there's a free dinner involved. ^^ I *heart* my mother-in-law. She is so very sweet and thoughtful.

Gwen rules. She's 19 months now and still a little firecracker. Totally fearless. She will jump into my arms in the pool. She's going to be a great swimmer, like me! She's quite the rough and tumble adventurer, all wrestle-y like a little bear cub. She can count to 10 and climb up and down all 13 stairs in our apartment. She loves baths, animals, Dora the Explorer and her cousin Diego (who is a new character on Nick JR, tacfully outfitted with a "Rescue pack" and other pieces of marketing propaganda cleverly disguised as 'must-have' accessories that no toddler can do without. Or sucker parent). Do I sound bitter? Oh, sorry. That's just the sound of MY SHALLOW BANK ACCOUNT SCREAMING FOR A BREAK! C'MON LADY! ENOUGH WITH THE DOLLS AND GAMES AND CLOTHES AND TOYS AND DISHES AND CEREAL AND TOOTHPASTE AND SHOE POLISH AND CAR WAX AND WALLPAPER PASTE! ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING MEXICANS!.

Ehem... excuse me.
The point is is everywhere I look is Dora. It's a little... taxing. I was actually humming the theme song in line at the grocery store the other day and the lady looks up and asks how old my baby is. Considering she was at home with Jay I wondered how she knew.
"Uh...?"
"Because my kid wont quit with that Dora stuff either."
Oh crap... Im turning into a real mommy now.

^_^ Not so bad.
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