thought for the day
I need to go on a starvation diet. my stomach is now officially entering a stage where I could reasonably describe it as bulging and/or pendulous. I am grossing myself out. my eating habits are bullshit, much as I try to deny it. I just ate a cheeseburger and some sort of fried cheese at my moms house. yuck. I am now trying to talk myself out of a big fat pint of homebrew and the couch.
I read that skinny rats and fat rats have different stomach bacteria. Skinny rats' stomachs don't leech out as much fat from their food, while fat rats' stomachs do the job too well. so my over-acheiver stomach needs some skinny girl bacteria. do I have to shove swabs down some skinny chick's throat? ugh. can't science help me out here?
I find it utterly disgusting that I cannot make use of all this fat my body so eagerly produces. why can't I just siphon that shit off to fuel my bbq or something? seriously, my body is an efficient energy-producing machine, but I am far too lazy to exercise enough to burn all that lard off. I should be able to harvest this natural resource, shouldn't I? takes the phrase "tappin that ass" to a whole new level.
I read that skinny rats and fat rats have different stomach bacteria. Skinny rats' stomachs don't leech out as much fat from their food, while fat rats' stomachs do the job too well. so my over-acheiver stomach needs some skinny girl bacteria. do I have to shove swabs down some skinny chick's throat? ugh. can't science help me out here?
I find it utterly disgusting that I cannot make use of all this fat my body so eagerly produces. why can't I just siphon that shit off to fuel my bbq or something? seriously, my body is an efficient energy-producing machine, but I am far too lazy to exercise enough to burn all that lard off. I should be able to harvest this natural resource, shouldn't I? takes the phrase "tappin that ass" to a whole new level.