meme: The long dollie interview again
Fraud/Meth
Doll Mold: Dollshe Hound NS v2(version frankenstien that have parts from v1)
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll #8 14mm
Hair: Tensiya TWF09
Age: 27 soon(HA, going old!)
Cianshir
Doll Mold: CustomHouse Jun (old type)
Face up: by me again. I wiped his Heavybomb one when it rubbed off.
Eyes: Light green glass eyes, forgot where I got it
Hair: K-starr custom.
Age: unknown, we only know he is really old.
Liu Yin
Doll Mold: Narin60 2/3 closed eyes
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll 12mm... forgot which dark brown I ordered then
Hair: Monique Paris black
Age: She don’t like disclosing her age
Amenhotep
Doll Mold: CustomHouse Jin
Face up: Heavybomb
Eyes: Enchanted Doll custom eyes
Hair: K-starr custom. Did some hairdressing myself
Age: 5000+ he lost count
Vladaslava
Doll Mold: Leekeworld Chouette
Face up: by me
Eyes: Kanis beige, or is it topaz
Hair: Leeke forgot which model.
Age: AMG I FORGOT. Will check with vladamira in abit!
Morphine
Doll Mold: Volks F16
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll Sweetie, a dark red I forgot number too. Well, Amenhotep’s original default eyes xD
Hair: Still finding a good one, I think I am just going to keep Mr. floating head and give him a body sometime.
Age: 25+3(dead years)
The one that was done 2 years ago and is way outdated.
http://zenith-crimson.livejournal.com/38398.html
Fraud: ...another of this interview? I thought we have been through it before?
Cian: Indeed
Fraud: I guess it is for the rest of the... newbies?
Cian: I suppose
Yin: You have a problem with it, sweetie?
Fraud: I don’t want to be your sweetie >_>
Tep: What is this all about?
Slava: *grins*
Morphine: ...?
zes: -.- anyway, here we go...
Basic personality:
.If you were to describe yourself with one word, what would it be?
Fraud: I’m not making the same mistake I did 2 years ago! I am... err.... errm...
Cian: Now you are no longer “mmmm” but “err”, that is such a great improvement.
Fraud: ...dammit
Yin: Then what are you old man?
Cian: Cian
Fraud: Same boring answer from the old man. I am pretty sure his answers will be the same for everything from the last interview 2 years back.
Yin: It is hard for old people to change ;)
Tep: A leopard never changes its spots.
Cian: ...
Slava: ...angel!
Fraud: I smell something fishy there...
*Vladaslava looks at Fraud angelically*
Fraud: there is DEFINATELY something wrong there...
Morphine: ... dead?
.What is most important to you in the world?
Fraud: still love~
Cian: the balance, always.
Fraud: Boring old fart, still the same thing after 2 years
Cian: You answered the same thing as well.
Fraud: >.<
Tep: some issues to be settled.
Cian: you are a guardian as well Amenhotep, how could you be thinking of just your own revenge? Especially when what you would want to do will definitely tip the balance so much it will take eons for it to recover.
Tep: Don’t you think that just because you are senior to me I will have to listen to you. Or are you afraid of the day I gain enough power to do what I need to?
Cian: Tep...
Tep: Don’t “Tep” me
*Cian sighs*
Yin: Sometimes I think with all the drama and the pesky boy who won’t keep quiet everyone would just forget about us.
Slava: =(
Zes: Well whats the most important things to you yinyin, morph and slava?
Yin: Love~
Fraud: COPYCAT!
Yin: Shush pesky boy!
*Vladaslava cackles maniacally*
Fraud: I think there is seriously something fundamentally wrong with that kid there...
Slava: I think we should get Mira here for the interview too. It makes no sense that I am here and she isn’t.
Fraud: But zes is well known to be lazy.
Morphine: meth....
*Fraud groans audibly*
.Would you help someone who needed it while passing?
Fraud: Depends, probably if it is within my capacity
Cian: No. I won’t allow the balance to tip because of an impulse like that.
Tep: No. I still need my job.
Fraud: old people with oddly big eyes are all the same.
Cian: ...
Tep: ... pretty sure that I am more humane than that one there
Cian: Amenhotep!
*Amenhotep smirks*
Yin: If I can spare the time and it is a cute guy
Slava: I do!
Fraud: Seriously I think slava is lying. There is a glint in her eyes I am sure she is more like the devil than the angel.
.Are you very observant?
Fraud: Meth is much more observant.
Cian: yes
Yin: I’m out of job if I am not ;)
Slava: I tend to miss the most important things =(
Fraud: Thats the reason you use behind all your diabolic acts?
*Tears began to well up in Vladaslava’s eyes*
Slava: Uncle Fraud maligns me!
Tep: Fraud, leave Slava alone.
Fraud: Why the hell are you trying to side her? We all know the twins are not what they seem!
Tep: ...you don’t know how it is like to be alone.
Fraud: Hell yes I know.
Tep: You were 17 and that is not a child anymore, you can well take care of yourself.
Fraud: Fine. But she isn’t alone either! She has the other little she-devil Mira.
Tep: You are such a bully, leave the kids alone.
Fraud: Bah!
.How innocent/naive can you be?
Fraud: nope *winks*
Cian: You’re not innocent but you are naive.
Fraud: HEY! Old man! Can you stop being an ass?
Cian: I am merely stating the fact.
Fraud: GAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Slava: Very :3
Fraud: ...
Yin: zes, why are you asking so many silly questions? You do know most of our backgrounds, we can’t afford to be naive and we won’t be innocent for long.
Zes: well... thats part of the set of questions on the interview...
Tep: Too naive.
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: STOP IT! Someone pluck the zombie away from me >_<
Cian: But you are the one who damned him to this pitiful existence.
Fraud: Hey old man you claimed to be powerful, now do something about him would you? Exorcise him or something.
Tep: And you accuse us of being cold blooded.
Fraud: I wish he can rest in peace. I don’t think he likes being in this state either.
*Fraud frowns deeply*
Fraud: Is there any ways to do it?
Tep: We can kill you and he would be released instantly.
Cian: TEP! You leave Fraud alone.
*Amenhotep hisses as his whispered softly to Cian*
Tep: Guilt is catching up on you eh? Being the oldest “guardian” you should know that we are to eliminate the likes of him. He should have been died with Santo.
.Can you entertain yourself easily?
Fraud: Learning to. Zes is bringing me out much less now and I am stuck alone in this small little apartment most of the time.
Cian: yes
Yin: Read any good books lately?
Slava: I don’t have to entertain myself, Mira or Uncle Tep will play with me.
Tep: Most of the time or I would probably be insane by now. Unfortunately there are days where it is still boring beyond words.
*Morphine stares blankly at the wall*
.How well do you get along with others?
Fraud: Fine I guess, some people here don’t seem to like me much though.
Cian: Average
Tep: fine if I choose to.
Yin: ;)
Slava: very well >:)
.What was the longest time you had a friend?
Fraud: ... about... 7 years. Maybe 10...
Cian: Their lifetime at most.
Tep: About 30 years until they thought I am a devil when it finally dawned upon them that I am not aging as I should be. Its amazing how your friends of many years will turn upon you just over a stupid fear like this.
Fraud: Sucks to be you.
Tep: Yeah. If everything goes according to the crazy old man's plans you might get a taste of it as well.
Fraud: what?
Yin: Just a couple of years =(
Slava: All my life! Mira is my best friend.
Fraud: Mira is your sister.
Slava: She is my best friend and sister >:(
Fraud: fine fine..
Morphine: 10..years...
.Do you have someone who knows you inside out?
Fraud: Dead. Okay, maybe not really dead...
*Fraud looks at Morphine who is no longer how he used to be*
Fraud: Maybe Meth too, but I don’t think I should count him since he is technically me...
Cian: no.
Tep: Hell no and I am grateful for that.
Yin: I don’t even know myself that well.
Slava: Mira
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: I am pretty sure meth doesn’t know you that well.
Cian: you underestimate meth.
Fraud: Eh?
Tep: If there is somebody who understands Cian it would have been Meth.
Fraud: EH?!
Cian: AMENHOTEP! Stop all these nonsense.
Tep: oh someone is getting worked up because I am spilling the beans. Fraud will learn about his relationship with meth sooner or later.
Fraud: he is my alter ego.
Tep: Or are you HIS alter ego?
Fraud: WTF. Can someone check out what kind of crack Tep is having? I want some of it.
Morphine: no... don’t...
Fraud: There there... It was just a figure of speech.
.How short is your temper?
Fraud: I think I have pretty good temper, Meth is perpetually pissed off though.
Cian: Short
Fraud: Seems to have gotten shorter since Tep got here.
Cian: ...
Tep: Good with most people.
Yin: People told me that I am really hard to anger ;)
Zes: Lies.
Yin: what?
Zes: nothing!
*Vladaslava smiles innocently*
Fraud: Who brought the twins here.
Cian: They were attracted by Lothar.
Fraud: Then zes and citrus decided to keep them. DAMMIT. LOTHAR YOU SHALL PAAAAAY
Yin: You know better than to lay your hands on Lothar.
Fraud: GAH!
.Can you let go of grudges easily?
Fraud: Not really...
Cian: Depends
Tep: Nope
Yin: oh Tep you really need to learn to let go. You will be a much happier person that way. You always sound so bitter.
Tep: I can’t. Not when he have messed up my mother and my whole life.
Yin: Hmmmm... Interesting.
Morphine: yes...
Slava: n... yes there is no reason to hold on to grudges! Forgive and forget!
Fraud: I think I heard a “nnn” sound at first...
Interests
.Do you read?
Fraud: Used to, stopped for a couple of years and now I am trying to read again to kill time. And what the hell are these weird books zes have been reading lately? Call of Cthulu? Middlesex? Dragonlance: War of Minotaur?
Cian: Yes
Tep: Yeah
Yin: Romance!
Fraud: Is that where you get all your creepy ideas about love?
Yin: Its not creepy, it is romantic. And people said Italians are romantic... just look at you! Always throwing the wet blanket around!
Fraud: Oh I can be romantic but I am not into all that weird stuff you talk about in regards to love.
Slava: yes, some books are exceedingly interesting >:)
Morphine: no...
(FYI, morphine is the only illiterate one here, the only things he reads are signals)
.Do you watch TV?
Fraud: I LOVE TV!! But zes didn’t even get a TV here! And there were these old Taiwanese couples who were moving out and wanted to give her their TV and she rejected! What is wrong with her!!
Cian: no. Its all junk there anyway.
Tep: Sure, it can be pretty entertaining at times.
Yin: The comedy you watch are doing nothing good for you. They just make people look stupid.
Tep: But most people are stupid.
Slava: Yep!
Fraud: I wonder if she is responding to zes’ question or Tep’s statement... anyway... Football, anyone? I got the popcorn. Thank god for internet TV.
Zes: Fraud, I need the comp back to type my essay, its due on Tuesday.
Fraud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Do you collect anything?
Fraud: I only know that Cian STILL collects DUST.
Cian: ...
Tep: You know Fraud, we might actually get along.
Fraud: Bah! After all your hostility and wanting to fry me when we first met it doesn’t sound too convincing.
Tep: Just keep annoying Cian and all is good.
Fraud: Hmm, truce?
Tep: Truce.
Cian: ... ...
Yin: My collection is a secret >:)
Slava: Mine is too >:p
.How long do you stay interested in something?
Fraud: A couple of months usually. Some lasts for years.
Cian: A long time
Tep: A couple of decades. Things tend to get distorted too much anything longer than that.
Yin: Not long, I need to keep up with the fashion
Slava: All my life!
Tep: Little one, you are too young to claim that
.If you collected, would it be for interest or profit?
Fraud: Interest~
Cian: Duty.
Tep: Interest. I have enough of “Duty” to worry about it as well for my hobby unlike someone.
Cian: ... you really hate me do you?
Tep: Oh dears, is it THAT obvious?
*Cian sighs*
Slava: A little of both!
Yin: Well when I get bored of it I usually can sell them off for a profit.
History
.Do you know your parents/creator?
Fraud: Yep. I wish I have been nicer to them when they were around... Santo is a real pain in the neck though, always trying to talk me into taking over the family business.
Cian: yes.
Tep: Unfortunately, I’ll rather not know who my father is.
Yin: No. I don’t know how you all could hate your parents when I wish I know who they are.
Slava: Oh, yes.
.What is your birthday?
Fraud: 10 October~ Its coming!
Cian: Just take what zes assumed, 5th March.
Tep: to convert to your calendar... 6th September I think
Yin: 14th August!
Slava: Same day as Mira! If only I remember the day... Is it april’s fool? Wait... I think its 2nd.
Morphine: don’t... know...
Fraud: Lets set Morphine’s birthday on 31st October.
Yin: Thats mean.
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: oh god not again.
.Do you have any siblings?
Fraud: No, but 2 years back cian’s question made me wonder. Cian, do I actually have a sibling?
Cian: It doesn’t matter.
Fraud: YES IT DOES.
Tep: A half brother.
Fraud: Me or you?
Tep: I have a half brother.
Fraud: Dang. I thought we’re friends now and you will let me know what Cian had been hiding.
Tep: I really don’t know if you have a sibling.
Fraud: Oh...
Yin: I am not sure.
Slava: Mira!!
.Ever have to fight for what you believe in?
Fraud: As I said 2 years ago, I fought for something I don't believe in. I think Meth believed in it though.
Cian: Yes and always will.
Tep: Really? Your emotions are getting in the way though.
Cian: Tep, stop.
Tep: Oh, somebody is upset that I learnt of his failure?
Fraud: Cian have emotions other than Bored and being Smug?
Yin: I don’t really believe in it yet we have to do what we must to survive.
Slava: I will!
Yin: You have already fought for something you believed in at such a tender age?
Slava: MMmmmmm
Morphine: ...yes.
.When did you move out on your own?
Fraud: 17
Cian: I was 8 when I was taken to the temple.
Tep: Still sheltered at 8, that is not what I will call “moving out”.
Cian: Tep...
Yin: Never~
Slava: a few months back!
Fraud: Damn kids.
.When did you REALLY mature?
Fraud: I don’t know really. Probably shortly after I had to fend for myself I have to learn to grow up.
Cian: very long ago.
Tep: I’ll guess that it was shortly after my stepfather decided that my unknown bloodline is not worthy of his household and sent me... away.
Yin: I guess about... 12?
Slava: Year before!
Fraud: Don’t fool yourself little girl. You are far from mature.
*Vladaslava mutters softly* You think.
.Did you have many friends?
Fraud: not really. Just a handful.
Cian: no
Tep: Reincarnation of the friends you had betrayed still bothers you doesn’t it?
Cian: You really should learn when to stop.
Tep: Oh I am so scared. The great almighty magus is going to fry me into bacon! Or turn me into a toad! Oh how horrifying!
Cian: ... Amenhotep.
Tep: Ah, to answer the question, yes I have many friends.
Fraud: wow, you really like to test cian’s patience don’t you? And damn, you seem to know so much juicy gossips about him, mind sharing it one day?
Tep: My pleasure.
Cian: ...
Slava: Yes! Everyone at the church!
Fraud: You... go to church?!
Slava: Yes!
Fraud: I bet it is the Church of Satan.
Yin: Just a couple. And why are you always picking on Slava? You have no evidence that she is a satanic or something.
Fraud: Its a hunch. And I have learnt to trust my hunches.
*Liu Yin rolls her eyes*
Morphine: ...meth...
.Any action you regret?
Fraud: Yea... Can’t do anything about it by now though. I guess I would rather not dwell on it.
Yin: Oh I am pretty sure most of us do. Like I should not have just allowed that cute guy I saw last week to go without getting his number.
Fraud: Oh god.
Cian: yes.
Tep: regrets for not maximizing your own benefit or you actually have a conscience?
Cian: Tep, we have to talk after this.
Tep: Ah I am not interested to talk to you one on one
Cian: ...
Slava: I overdid something.
Fraud: She-devil is admitting some crimes she did?
Slava: Uncle Tep! Uncle Fraud is being mean again!
Fraud: THATS IT! I HATE CHILDREN.
.What is a memory you treasure?
Fraud: Treasure are not meant to be shared like this ;)
Cian: The time before my world ended and yours began.
Tep: So Nefertari meant nothing to you?
Cian: You don’t understand.
Tep: Fair enough, I admit that I don’t understand what the hell is going through your mind.
Fraud: Drama drama!
Tep: Shut up.
Fraud: I thought we had a truce!
Yin: Seriously Tep just stop harassing Cian, you are derailing the interview and the ladies are getting blended into the background!
Tep: Sorry I don’t mean to upset you but I can’t help myself when that old man is involved.
*Liu Yin sighs*
Yin: I treasure every moment of freedom!
Tep: Truly?
Yin: Of course! My superiors are like slave drivers!
Tep: ah...
Slava: Every moment with Mira!!
Fraud: So you treasure your whole life so far?
Slava: Yes! I am not like you Mr. Emo!
Fraud: WHAT? In what way am I an emo!
Slava: Mira say guys with black eyeliners are emo. And you even have a cut on your face.
Fraud: .... that little witch.
Morphine: ...meth...
*Fraud groans again*
Fraud: can you say something else other than Meth?
Morphine: ...yes...
Relationships - while single (or while you were)
.Do you have a dream partner?
Fraud: I think most people do.
Cian: no
*Amenhotep spits and began to leave the room*
Zes: TEPTEP!! Come back its not finished yet!
Tep: How long more? I can’t stand being around that old fart much longer.
Zes: not too long!
*Amenhotep sighs*
Yin: Yes!
Slava: Partner? Mira is always with me!
Tep: I don’t think she meant that kind of partner slava.
Fraud: Slava meant partners in crime I’m sure.
*Amenhotep glares warily at Fraud*
Morphine: ...m...
Fraud: OH GOD NO!
.Do you believe you seek someone like your parents/creator?
Fraud: no
Cian: no
Tep: HELL NO!
Yin: If I even know who they are, I can’t answer this question.
Slava: Mmmm
.Do you have one night stands?
Fraud: Actually no. I believe in long term relationships!
Yin: You’re going to scare the ladies like this Fraud.
Fraud: Scare them a little less than a playboy I believe?
Yin: But you act like you want to sleep with a girl 5minutes into the conversation anyway.
Fraud: ...that bad?
Cian: no
Tep: I am surprised that I am surrounded with people who don’t grow out of these mindsets.
Cian: You sleep around?
Tep: Why not? At least I made sure I didn’t have any unwanted offspring.
Slava: I did stand for the whole night several times.
Tep: Zes, your questions are getting a little inappropriate for children.
Zes: sorry...
.What feature is most attention grabbing for you?
Fraud: Lets say... It all need to harmonize!
Cian: eyes maybe
Tep: Hourglass figure
Fraud: Oh. My. God. Tep.
Tep: Now I am your god? Sounds like a deal.
Fraud: Thats not what I meant...
Yin: Charisma is more important ;)
Slava: The soul.
Yin: Wow you are incredibly mature for a child to say that.
Fraud: soul to be strong for her satanic sacrifices I bet.
.What MUST someone have for you to consider them?
Fraud: SD sized lady.
Cian: ...
Yin: He must be hot.
Tep: How shallow.
Yin: Thats the basic criteria for love at first sight!
Fraud: Someone... please burn her romance novels.
Slava: Consider them for what?
.Older, younger, same age as you?
Fraud: As long as she's charming
Cian: I think everyone is younger than me.
Tep: Pretty much in the same shoe as the old man but I am partial to women who are between 35 and 20.
Yin: Older would be nice.
Slava: same?
.How do you feel about settling down?
Fraud: Why not?
Cian: probably just another who would die before me, so why should I bother settling down.
Tep: Wish you thought so back then
*Cianshir takes a deep breath to calm himself down*
Yin: I always wanted my own hero.
Fraud: Seriously, burn the romance novel the same way Emperor Qin burnt scholars and books in ancient china.
Slava: Settling down? I am pretty settled down here now!
.How many dates before you go to bed with someone?
Fraud: If she doesn't mind...
Tep: I thought you said you believe in long term relationships
Fraud: Hey long term doesn’t mean start slow.
Tep: ...
Cian: depends
Yin: Zes stop asking these questions! It is so embarrassing!
Slava: I don’t like eating dates. I go to bed with Mira all the time.
Tep: Zes, you are bad education for children.
Zes: But Teptep you are the one who is promoting one night stands here.
Tep: ...
.How do you handle rejection?
Fraud: *Sighs*... A few beers later all is well.
Tep: Just deal with it.
Fraud: me or you?
Tep: I have been rejected before too.
Fraud: That makes the two of us.
Cian: No one rejects me.
Tep: Probably made them spellbound to not reject your pathetic self.
Cian: I do no such thing.
Yin: I think I reject people more ;)
Slava: BUR... Huh? Nothing.
Fraud: ...burn?
.How many times did you stop something before it developed?
Fraud: ...once.
Cian: lost count.
Yin: Hmm... 3 or 4 times I guess.
Tep: I don’t, unless the person is hideous.
Fraud: you sound like such a whore.
Tep: ...I dare you to say that again.
Fraud: I don’t cherish the idea of being treated as bacon again.
Tep: good.
Slava: I stopped many things!
Relationships - Once taken, or what you want if taken.
.Have you settled down and if so for how long?
Fraud: Well I have a girlfriend for about a year and a half now.
Cian: 14 Mukhkhinu years then 3 human years.
Fraud: That weird name was your old world E.T?
Cian: ...
Yin: Didn’t have the chance yet ;)
Tep: no
Slava: I have settled down for a few months since I got here.
.Any Children?
Fraud: Not that I know of.
Tep: I am reading between the lines Fraud. And I have no children.
Fraud: >.<
Cian: yes...
Yin: no
Slava: Nu
.Any Grandchildren?
Fraud: I am 26, almost 27, no children. How the hell will grandchildren come about.
Cian: no.
Yin: No
Tep: Nope
Slava: Nu!
.What do you love most about your partner?
Fraud: She is so sweet!
Cian: nothing now.
Tep: Nothing eh.
Yin: Don’t have one
Slava: Everything!
Morphine: ...
.Any petnames?
Fraud: what zes calls me? Korean Tuber, Dirty Boy, Silly boy, stinky, stinky boy, darling, Fraudie chan, and a whole lot more. The list is constantly growing.
Cian: no
Yin: Just Yin-er.
Tep: Tep and teptep. My mother used to call me Kontar.
Slava: Slava! Zes used to call me Vlada but Mira is also Vlada
Morphine: ...morph...
.Have you ended any?
Fraud: I rejected guys, does that count?
Cian: They died.
Yin: yes
Tep: All good things must come to an end.
Fraud: After you got bored of her?
Tep: Not like that.
.Has your heart been broken?
Fraud: yes
Yin: Yes
Cian: yes
Tep: you have a heart to break?
Cian: What do you think I am?
Tep: Oh I forgot, your heart died with your old world, it must have been broken then and not in this era.
Cian: ...
Fraud: Just a random question, have you ridden a dinosaur before?
Cian: ...yes.
Fraud: HOLY COW!
*Morphine slowly looks down at his gun-shot chest*
.Any loves you cannot have?
Fraud: too many
Cian: yes
Yin: Yes
Tep: Seems like you all have alot of love related problems.
Fraud: Stop gloating.
Slava: I love chocolate but zes won’t let me have them all =(
Morphine: ...yes...
.Do you believe in true love?
Fraud: Yes
Yin: YES!
*Fraud rolls his eyes*
Cian: no
Tep: Perhaps there could be, but I won’t believe in it.
Mortality
.Have you ever died?
Fraud: My heart, yes.
Cian: no
Yin: If I died would I be here talking to you?
Morphine: ...yes...
Yin: okay maybe there is a possibility...
Tep: yeah
Fraud: You are a zombie too?!
Tep: No. I was resurrected by the divine, not by some half-assed wielder of wild magic who knows not how to control it.
Fraud: >_>
Slava: No
.Can you even die?
Fraud: yes
Cian: when I am no longer needed in service, perhaps.
Yin: I am only human.
Tep: I guess I can die again, not going to be an easy feat to kill me this time though.
Slava: yep
Morphine: ...?
Fraud: One of the things I wish morph had more of is his brains after being resurrected.
Tep: He is not stupid now. He just has more problems expressing himself.
Fraud: But he doesn’t seem to understand what I say!
Tep: Its persistence.
*Fraud groans*
.Have you seen someone die?
Fraud: yes
Cian: yes
Yin: Yes
Tep: Yeah
Slava: Uh huh
Tep: do you know what you are saying Slava?
Slava: Uh huh, papa and mama died at home.
Morphine: ....yes...
Zes: Okay, there is SOMETHING wrong with all my... roommates. Why do all of you answer yes to this question?!
.Have you killed someone?
Fraud: ... Meth did.
Cian: yes
Tep: Yeah, part of the dirty job for being a “guardian”.
Yin: Dear me, zes you know the answer for this.
*Vladaslava remained silent as she crept into the kitchen for more chocolate*
Morphine: ...yes...
.Have you had someone killed?
Fraud: no. Technically no... or maybe...
Cian: yes
Tep: At least I kill a person face to face and not resort to filthy tactics.
Cian: It was the way of the court.
Tep: Excuses.
Yin: Mmmmm~
Life
.What makes you truly happy?
Fraud: Love~ ♥
Cian: As I have said before, should I have a heart of stone, I will be a happier person.
Tep: Then you should be a very happy person.
Yin: When I get to do what I want
Morphine: ...meth...
Fraud: I am going to die of shame for a guy who won’t take no as an answer.
Tep: He loved you more than he should.
Fraud: I know! At least he doesn't mutter my name non stop and kept trying to grab me when he was alive!
Morphine: ...meth...
Yin: For a moment I wondered if the crack makes him happy, thanks for clearing it up Tep.
Tep: No problem
Fraud: ARGH!
Slava: Chocolate...
Zes: !! Slava! Those baking chocolate are meant for my brownies!
.If you could, what is one thing you would spend your life doing?
*Fraud grins deviously*
Yin: Reading.
Fraud: Those romance novels?
Yin: YES.
Fraud: God...
Cian: ... I don’t know.
Tep: ...
Cian: ...
Slava: Stuff!
.Do you have a job, if so what is it?
Fraud: I am a jobless bum resident. Its good life, really.
Yin: So you like being taken care of by women? Oh and I am a... huntress.
Fraud: What the...
Yin: Well, zes is a woman and you are living off her.
Fraud: >_< fine, you win.
Cian: Ex-court wizard, now a guardian.
Tep: Guardian.
Slava: hmm
.Have you ever gone insane?
Fraud: Meth is definitely insane.
Tep: nope, and Meth is more sane than you think, he weighs everything carefully before doing his seemingly reckless acts.
Fraud: You know, you are starting to annoy me by telling me how much better you know Meth and that I am HIS split persona.
*Amenhotep shrugs*
Cian: for a little while.
Yin: its too dangerous to go insane.
Slava: nu
.Did you ever feel as if you were the only sane one in the world?
Fraud: no.
Cian: yes.
Tep: Yeah. Alot.
Yin: Once in a long while.
Morphine: ...no....
.If you had a choice, would you live a calm eternal life, or live a wild short life?
Fraud: I still like calm eternal life.
Cian: when you have eternal life a wild short one seems a lot more appealing.
Fraud: When you have an overly wild life you will want it to be nice and calm.
Tep: If the eternal life is too calm it is boring. A life that is wild but short is a waste.
Yin: Oh someone is greedy there! We should just have wild short lives and make the most out of it!
Slava: wild short one.
Morphine: ...calm...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fraud: You know, I really can't stand mass interviews at times.
zes: ?
Fraud: Because people like Tep just love to mess around with my head and I am not even sure if he have ANYTHING to base all his statements on.
zes: Hmmm... he isn't exactly human.
Fraud: Gah!
zes: Its okay, just ignore him if you don't like what he said.
Fraud: Fine. Now let me have the laptop back, my popcorn is getting stale.
zes: ....
Another note, some might recall that Yinyin speaks in mandarin pior to this, but she spoke in english here. Mainly it is because I am lazy to type in chinese and secondly she is multilingual like Fraud.
And crap, I should be doing assingment and not spend a couple of hours on this meme hahahaha
Doll Mold: Dollshe Hound NS v2(version frankenstien that have parts from v1)
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll #8 14mm
Hair: Tensiya TWF09
Age: 27 soon(HA, going old!)
Cianshir
Doll Mold: CustomHouse Jun (old type)
Face up: by me again. I wiped his Heavybomb one when it rubbed off.
Eyes: Light green glass eyes, forgot where I got it
Hair: K-starr custom.
Age: unknown, we only know he is really old.
Liu Yin
Doll Mold: Narin60 2/3 closed eyes
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll 12mm... forgot which dark brown I ordered then
Hair: Monique Paris black
Age: She don’t like disclosing her age
Amenhotep
Doll Mold: CustomHouse Jin
Face up: Heavybomb
Eyes: Enchanted Doll custom eyes
Hair: K-starr custom. Did some hairdressing myself
Age: 5000+ he lost count
Vladaslava
Doll Mold: Leekeworld Chouette
Face up: by me
Eyes: Kanis beige, or is it topaz
Hair: Leeke forgot which model.
Age: AMG I FORGOT. Will check with vladamira in abit!
Morphine
Doll Mold: Volks F16
Face up: by me
Eyes: Enchanted Doll Sweetie, a dark red I forgot number too. Well, Amenhotep’s original default eyes xD
Hair: Still finding a good one, I think I am just going to keep Mr. floating head and give him a body sometime.
Age: 25+3(dead years)
The one that was done 2 years ago and is way outdated.
http://zenith-crimson.livejournal.com/38398.html
Fraud: ...another of this interview? I thought we have been through it before?
Cian: Indeed
Fraud: I guess it is for the rest of the... newbies?
Cian: I suppose
Yin: You have a problem with it, sweetie?
Fraud: I don’t want to be your sweetie >_>
Tep: What is this all about?
Slava: *grins*
Morphine: ...?
zes: -.- anyway, here we go...
Basic personality:
.If you were to describe yourself with one word, what would it be?
Fraud: I’m not making the same mistake I did 2 years ago! I am... err.... errm...
Cian: Now you are no longer “mmmm” but “err”, that is such a great improvement.
Fraud: ...dammit
Yin: Then what are you old man?
Cian: Cian
Fraud: Same boring answer from the old man. I am pretty sure his answers will be the same for everything from the last interview 2 years back.
Yin: It is hard for old people to change ;)
Tep: A leopard never changes its spots.
Cian: ...
Slava: ...angel!
Fraud: I smell something fishy there...
*Vladaslava looks at Fraud angelically*
Fraud: there is DEFINATELY something wrong there...
Morphine: ... dead?
.What is most important to you in the world?
Fraud: still love~
Cian: the balance, always.
Fraud: Boring old fart, still the same thing after 2 years
Cian: You answered the same thing as well.
Fraud: >.<
Tep: some issues to be settled.
Cian: you are a guardian as well Amenhotep, how could you be thinking of just your own revenge? Especially when what you would want to do will definitely tip the balance so much it will take eons for it to recover.
Tep: Don’t you think that just because you are senior to me I will have to listen to you. Or are you afraid of the day I gain enough power to do what I need to?
Cian: Tep...
Tep: Don’t “Tep” me
*Cian sighs*
Yin: Sometimes I think with all the drama and the pesky boy who won’t keep quiet everyone would just forget about us.
Slava: =(
Zes: Well whats the most important things to you yinyin, morph and slava?
Yin: Love~
Fraud: COPYCAT!
Yin: Shush pesky boy!
*Vladaslava cackles maniacally*
Fraud: I think there is seriously something fundamentally wrong with that kid there...
Slava: I think we should get Mira here for the interview too. It makes no sense that I am here and she isn’t.
Fraud: But zes is well known to be lazy.
Morphine: meth....
*Fraud groans audibly*
.Would you help someone who needed it while passing?
Fraud: Depends, probably if it is within my capacity
Cian: No. I won’t allow the balance to tip because of an impulse like that.
Tep: No. I still need my job.
Fraud: old people with oddly big eyes are all the same.
Cian: ...
Tep: ... pretty sure that I am more humane than that one there
Cian: Amenhotep!
*Amenhotep smirks*
Yin: If I can spare the time and it is a cute guy
Slava: I do!
Fraud: Seriously I think slava is lying. There is a glint in her eyes I am sure she is more like the devil than the angel.
.Are you very observant?
Fraud: Meth is much more observant.
Cian: yes
Yin: I’m out of job if I am not ;)
Slava: I tend to miss the most important things =(
Fraud: Thats the reason you use behind all your diabolic acts?
*Tears began to well up in Vladaslava’s eyes*
Slava: Uncle Fraud maligns me!
Tep: Fraud, leave Slava alone.
Fraud: Why the hell are you trying to side her? We all know the twins are not what they seem!
Tep: ...you don’t know how it is like to be alone.
Fraud: Hell yes I know.
Tep: You were 17 and that is not a child anymore, you can well take care of yourself.
Fraud: Fine. But she isn’t alone either! She has the other little she-devil Mira.
Tep: You are such a bully, leave the kids alone.
Fraud: Bah!
.How innocent/naive can you be?
Fraud: nope *winks*
Cian: You’re not innocent but you are naive.
Fraud: HEY! Old man! Can you stop being an ass?
Cian: I am merely stating the fact.
Fraud: GAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Slava: Very :3
Fraud: ...
Yin: zes, why are you asking so many silly questions? You do know most of our backgrounds, we can’t afford to be naive and we won’t be innocent for long.
Zes: well... thats part of the set of questions on the interview...
Tep: Too naive.
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: STOP IT! Someone pluck the zombie away from me >_<
Cian: But you are the one who damned him to this pitiful existence.
Fraud: Hey old man you claimed to be powerful, now do something about him would you? Exorcise him or something.
Tep: And you accuse us of being cold blooded.
Fraud: I wish he can rest in peace. I don’t think he likes being in this state either.
*Fraud frowns deeply*
Fraud: Is there any ways to do it?
Tep: We can kill you and he would be released instantly.
Cian: TEP! You leave Fraud alone.
*Amenhotep hisses as his whispered softly to Cian*
Tep: Guilt is catching up on you eh? Being the oldest “guardian” you should know that we are to eliminate the likes of him. He should have been died with Santo.
.Can you entertain yourself easily?
Fraud: Learning to. Zes is bringing me out much less now and I am stuck alone in this small little apartment most of the time.
Cian: yes
Yin: Read any good books lately?
Slava: I don’t have to entertain myself, Mira or Uncle Tep will play with me.
Tep: Most of the time or I would probably be insane by now. Unfortunately there are days where it is still boring beyond words.
*Morphine stares blankly at the wall*
.How well do you get along with others?
Fraud: Fine I guess, some people here don’t seem to like me much though.
Cian: Average
Tep: fine if I choose to.
Yin: ;)
Slava: very well >:)
.What was the longest time you had a friend?
Fraud: ... about... 7 years. Maybe 10...
Cian: Their lifetime at most.
Tep: About 30 years until they thought I am a devil when it finally dawned upon them that I am not aging as I should be. Its amazing how your friends of many years will turn upon you just over a stupid fear like this.
Fraud: Sucks to be you.
Tep: Yeah. If everything goes according to the crazy old man's plans you might get a taste of it as well.
Fraud: what?
Yin: Just a couple of years =(
Slava: All my life! Mira is my best friend.
Fraud: Mira is your sister.
Slava: She is my best friend and sister >:(
Fraud: fine fine..
Morphine: 10..years...
.Do you have someone who knows you inside out?
Fraud: Dead. Okay, maybe not really dead...
*Fraud looks at Morphine who is no longer how he used to be*
Fraud: Maybe Meth too, but I don’t think I should count him since he is technically me...
Cian: no.
Tep: Hell no and I am grateful for that.
Yin: I don’t even know myself that well.
Slava: Mira
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: I am pretty sure meth doesn’t know you that well.
Cian: you underestimate meth.
Fraud: Eh?
Tep: If there is somebody who understands Cian it would have been Meth.
Fraud: EH?!
Cian: AMENHOTEP! Stop all these nonsense.
Tep: oh someone is getting worked up because I am spilling the beans. Fraud will learn about his relationship with meth sooner or later.
Fraud: he is my alter ego.
Tep: Or are you HIS alter ego?
Fraud: WTF. Can someone check out what kind of crack Tep is having? I want some of it.
Morphine: no... don’t...
Fraud: There there... It was just a figure of speech.
.How short is your temper?
Fraud: I think I have pretty good temper, Meth is perpetually pissed off though.
Cian: Short
Fraud: Seems to have gotten shorter since Tep got here.
Cian: ...
Tep: Good with most people.
Yin: People told me that I am really hard to anger ;)
Zes: Lies.
Yin: what?
Zes: nothing!
*Vladaslava smiles innocently*
Fraud: Who brought the twins here.
Cian: They were attracted by Lothar.
Fraud: Then zes and citrus decided to keep them. DAMMIT. LOTHAR YOU SHALL PAAAAAY
Yin: You know better than to lay your hands on Lothar.
Fraud: GAH!
.Can you let go of grudges easily?
Fraud: Not really...
Cian: Depends
Tep: Nope
Yin: oh Tep you really need to learn to let go. You will be a much happier person that way. You always sound so bitter.
Tep: I can’t. Not when he have messed up my mother and my whole life.
Yin: Hmmmm... Interesting.
Morphine: yes...
Slava: n... yes there is no reason to hold on to grudges! Forgive and forget!
Fraud: I think I heard a “nnn” sound at first...
Interests
.Do you read?
Fraud: Used to, stopped for a couple of years and now I am trying to read again to kill time. And what the hell are these weird books zes have been reading lately? Call of Cthulu? Middlesex? Dragonlance: War of Minotaur?
Cian: Yes
Tep: Yeah
Yin: Romance!
Fraud: Is that where you get all your creepy ideas about love?
Yin: Its not creepy, it is romantic. And people said Italians are romantic... just look at you! Always throwing the wet blanket around!
Fraud: Oh I can be romantic but I am not into all that weird stuff you talk about in regards to love.
Slava: yes, some books are exceedingly interesting >:)
Morphine: no...
(FYI, morphine is the only illiterate one here, the only things he reads are signals)
.Do you watch TV?
Fraud: I LOVE TV!! But zes didn’t even get a TV here! And there were these old Taiwanese couples who were moving out and wanted to give her their TV and she rejected! What is wrong with her!!
Cian: no. Its all junk there anyway.
Tep: Sure, it can be pretty entertaining at times.
Yin: The comedy you watch are doing nothing good for you. They just make people look stupid.
Tep: But most people are stupid.
Slava: Yep!
Fraud: I wonder if she is responding to zes’ question or Tep’s statement... anyway... Football, anyone? I got the popcorn. Thank god for internet TV.
Zes: Fraud, I need the comp back to type my essay, its due on Tuesday.
Fraud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Do you collect anything?
Fraud: I only know that Cian STILL collects DUST.
Cian: ...
Tep: You know Fraud, we might actually get along.
Fraud: Bah! After all your hostility and wanting to fry me when we first met it doesn’t sound too convincing.
Tep: Just keep annoying Cian and all is good.
Fraud: Hmm, truce?
Tep: Truce.
Cian: ... ...
Yin: My collection is a secret >:)
Slava: Mine is too >:p
.How long do you stay interested in something?
Fraud: A couple of months usually. Some lasts for years.
Cian: A long time
Tep: A couple of decades. Things tend to get distorted too much anything longer than that.
Yin: Not long, I need to keep up with the fashion
Slava: All my life!
Tep: Little one, you are too young to claim that
.If you collected, would it be for interest or profit?
Fraud: Interest~
Cian: Duty.
Tep: Interest. I have enough of “Duty” to worry about it as well for my hobby unlike someone.
Cian: ... you really hate me do you?
Tep: Oh dears, is it THAT obvious?
*Cian sighs*
Slava: A little of both!
Yin: Well when I get bored of it I usually can sell them off for a profit.
History
.Do you know your parents/creator?
Fraud: Yep. I wish I have been nicer to them when they were around... Santo is a real pain in the neck though, always trying to talk me into taking over the family business.
Cian: yes.
Tep: Unfortunately, I’ll rather not know who my father is.
Yin: No. I don’t know how you all could hate your parents when I wish I know who they are.
Slava: Oh, yes.
.What is your birthday?
Fraud: 10 October~ Its coming!
Cian: Just take what zes assumed, 5th March.
Tep: to convert to your calendar... 6th September I think
Yin: 14th August!
Slava: Same day as Mira! If only I remember the day... Is it april’s fool? Wait... I think its 2nd.
Morphine: don’t... know...
Fraud: Lets set Morphine’s birthday on 31st October.
Yin: Thats mean.
Morphine: meth...
Fraud: oh god not again.
.Do you have any siblings?
Fraud: No, but 2 years back cian’s question made me wonder. Cian, do I actually have a sibling?
Cian: It doesn’t matter.
Fraud: YES IT DOES.
Tep: A half brother.
Fraud: Me or you?
Tep: I have a half brother.
Fraud: Dang. I thought we’re friends now and you will let me know what Cian had been hiding.
Tep: I really don’t know if you have a sibling.
Fraud: Oh...
Yin: I am not sure.
Slava: Mira!!
.Ever have to fight for what you believe in?
Fraud: As I said 2 years ago, I fought for something I don't believe in. I think Meth believed in it though.
Cian: Yes and always will.
Tep: Really? Your emotions are getting in the way though.
Cian: Tep, stop.
Tep: Oh, somebody is upset that I learnt of his failure?
Fraud: Cian have emotions other than Bored and being Smug?
Yin: I don’t really believe in it yet we have to do what we must to survive.
Slava: I will!
Yin: You have already fought for something you believed in at such a tender age?
Slava: MMmmmmm
Morphine: ...yes.
.When did you move out on your own?
Fraud: 17
Cian: I was 8 when I was taken to the temple.
Tep: Still sheltered at 8, that is not what I will call “moving out”.
Cian: Tep...
Yin: Never~
Slava: a few months back!
Fraud: Damn kids.
.When did you REALLY mature?
Fraud: I don’t know really. Probably shortly after I had to fend for myself I have to learn to grow up.
Cian: very long ago.
Tep: I’ll guess that it was shortly after my stepfather decided that my unknown bloodline is not worthy of his household and sent me... away.
Yin: I guess about... 12?
Slava: Year before!
Fraud: Don’t fool yourself little girl. You are far from mature.
*Vladaslava mutters softly* You think.
.Did you have many friends?
Fraud: not really. Just a handful.
Cian: no
Tep: Reincarnation of the friends you had betrayed still bothers you doesn’t it?
Cian: You really should learn when to stop.
Tep: Oh I am so scared. The great almighty magus is going to fry me into bacon! Or turn me into a toad! Oh how horrifying!
Cian: ... Amenhotep.
Tep: Ah, to answer the question, yes I have many friends.
Fraud: wow, you really like to test cian’s patience don’t you? And damn, you seem to know so much juicy gossips about him, mind sharing it one day?
Tep: My pleasure.
Cian: ...
Slava: Yes! Everyone at the church!
Fraud: You... go to church?!
Slava: Yes!
Fraud: I bet it is the Church of Satan.
Yin: Just a couple. And why are you always picking on Slava? You have no evidence that she is a satanic or something.
Fraud: Its a hunch. And I have learnt to trust my hunches.
*Liu Yin rolls her eyes*
Morphine: ...meth...
.Any action you regret?
Fraud: Yea... Can’t do anything about it by now though. I guess I would rather not dwell on it.
Yin: Oh I am pretty sure most of us do. Like I should not have just allowed that cute guy I saw last week to go without getting his number.
Fraud: Oh god.
Cian: yes.
Tep: regrets for not maximizing your own benefit or you actually have a conscience?
Cian: Tep, we have to talk after this.
Tep: Ah I am not interested to talk to you one on one
Cian: ...
Slava: I overdid something.
Fraud: She-devil is admitting some crimes she did?
Slava: Uncle Tep! Uncle Fraud is being mean again!
Fraud: THATS IT! I HATE CHILDREN.
.What is a memory you treasure?
Fraud: Treasure are not meant to be shared like this ;)
Cian: The time before my world ended and yours began.
Tep: So Nefertari meant nothing to you?
Cian: You don’t understand.
Tep: Fair enough, I admit that I don’t understand what the hell is going through your mind.
Fraud: Drama drama!
Tep: Shut up.
Fraud: I thought we had a truce!
Yin: Seriously Tep just stop harassing Cian, you are derailing the interview and the ladies are getting blended into the background!
Tep: Sorry I don’t mean to upset you but I can’t help myself when that old man is involved.
*Liu Yin sighs*
Yin: I treasure every moment of freedom!
Tep: Truly?
Yin: Of course! My superiors are like slave drivers!
Tep: ah...
Slava: Every moment with Mira!!
Fraud: So you treasure your whole life so far?
Slava: Yes! I am not like you Mr. Emo!
Fraud: WHAT? In what way am I an emo!
Slava: Mira say guys with black eyeliners are emo. And you even have a cut on your face.
Fraud: .... that little witch.
Morphine: ...meth...
*Fraud groans again*
Fraud: can you say something else other than Meth?
Morphine: ...yes...
Relationships - while single (or while you were)
.Do you have a dream partner?
Fraud: I think most people do.
Cian: no
*Amenhotep spits and began to leave the room*
Zes: TEPTEP!! Come back its not finished yet!
Tep: How long more? I can’t stand being around that old fart much longer.
Zes: not too long!
*Amenhotep sighs*
Yin: Yes!
Slava: Partner? Mira is always with me!
Tep: I don’t think she meant that kind of partner slava.
Fraud: Slava meant partners in crime I’m sure.
*Amenhotep glares warily at Fraud*
Morphine: ...m...
Fraud: OH GOD NO!
.Do you believe you seek someone like your parents/creator?
Fraud: no
Cian: no
Tep: HELL NO!
Yin: If I even know who they are, I can’t answer this question.
Slava: Mmmm
.Do you have one night stands?
Fraud: Actually no. I believe in long term relationships!
Yin: You’re going to scare the ladies like this Fraud.
Fraud: Scare them a little less than a playboy I believe?
Yin: But you act like you want to sleep with a girl 5minutes into the conversation anyway.
Fraud: ...that bad?
Cian: no
Tep: I am surprised that I am surrounded with people who don’t grow out of these mindsets.
Cian: You sleep around?
Tep: Why not? At least I made sure I didn’t have any unwanted offspring.
Slava: I did stand for the whole night several times.
Tep: Zes, your questions are getting a little inappropriate for children.
Zes: sorry...
.What feature is most attention grabbing for you?
Fraud: Lets say... It all need to harmonize!
Cian: eyes maybe
Tep: Hourglass figure
Fraud: Oh. My. God. Tep.
Tep: Now I am your god? Sounds like a deal.
Fraud: Thats not what I meant...
Yin: Charisma is more important ;)
Slava: The soul.
Yin: Wow you are incredibly mature for a child to say that.
Fraud: soul to be strong for her satanic sacrifices I bet.
.What MUST someone have for you to consider them?
Fraud: SD sized lady.
Cian: ...
Yin: He must be hot.
Tep: How shallow.
Yin: Thats the basic criteria for love at first sight!
Fraud: Someone... please burn her romance novels.
Slava: Consider them for what?
.Older, younger, same age as you?
Fraud: As long as she's charming
Cian: I think everyone is younger than me.
Tep: Pretty much in the same shoe as the old man but I am partial to women who are between 35 and 20.
Yin: Older would be nice.
Slava: same?
.How do you feel about settling down?
Fraud: Why not?
Cian: probably just another who would die before me, so why should I bother settling down.
Tep: Wish you thought so back then
*Cianshir takes a deep breath to calm himself down*
Yin: I always wanted my own hero.
Fraud: Seriously, burn the romance novel the same way Emperor Qin burnt scholars and books in ancient china.
Slava: Settling down? I am pretty settled down here now!
.How many dates before you go to bed with someone?
Fraud: If she doesn't mind...
Tep: I thought you said you believe in long term relationships
Fraud: Hey long term doesn’t mean start slow.
Tep: ...
Cian: depends
Yin: Zes stop asking these questions! It is so embarrassing!
Slava: I don’t like eating dates. I go to bed with Mira all the time.
Tep: Zes, you are bad education for children.
Zes: But Teptep you are the one who is promoting one night stands here.
Tep: ...
.How do you handle rejection?
Fraud: *Sighs*... A few beers later all is well.
Tep: Just deal with it.
Fraud: me or you?
Tep: I have been rejected before too.
Fraud: That makes the two of us.
Cian: No one rejects me.
Tep: Probably made them spellbound to not reject your pathetic self.
Cian: I do no such thing.
Yin: I think I reject people more ;)
Slava: BUR... Huh? Nothing.
Fraud: ...burn?
.How many times did you stop something before it developed?
Fraud: ...once.
Cian: lost count.
Yin: Hmm... 3 or 4 times I guess.
Tep: I don’t, unless the person is hideous.
Fraud: you sound like such a whore.
Tep: ...I dare you to say that again.
Fraud: I don’t cherish the idea of being treated as bacon again.
Tep: good.
Slava: I stopped many things!
Relationships - Once taken, or what you want if taken.
.Have you settled down and if so for how long?
Fraud: Well I have a girlfriend for about a year and a half now.
Cian: 14 Mukhkhinu years then 3 human years.
Fraud: That weird name was your old world E.T?
Cian: ...
Yin: Didn’t have the chance yet ;)
Tep: no
Slava: I have settled down for a few months since I got here.
.Any Children?
Fraud: Not that I know of.
Tep: I am reading between the lines Fraud. And I have no children.
Fraud: >.<
Cian: yes...
Yin: no
Slava: Nu
.Any Grandchildren?
Fraud: I am 26, almost 27, no children. How the hell will grandchildren come about.
Cian: no.
Yin: No
Tep: Nope
Slava: Nu!
.What do you love most about your partner?
Fraud: She is so sweet!
Cian: nothing now.
Tep: Nothing eh.
Yin: Don’t have one
Slava: Everything!
Morphine: ...
.Any petnames?
Fraud: what zes calls me? Korean Tuber, Dirty Boy, Silly boy, stinky, stinky boy, darling, Fraudie chan, and a whole lot more. The list is constantly growing.
Cian: no
Yin: Just Yin-er.
Tep: Tep and teptep. My mother used to call me Kontar.
Slava: Slava! Zes used to call me Vlada but Mira is also Vlada
Morphine: ...morph...
.Have you ended any?
Fraud: I rejected guys, does that count?
Cian: They died.
Yin: yes
Tep: All good things must come to an end.
Fraud: After you got bored of her?
Tep: Not like that.
.Has your heart been broken?
Fraud: yes
Yin: Yes
Cian: yes
Tep: you have a heart to break?
Cian: What do you think I am?
Tep: Oh I forgot, your heart died with your old world, it must have been broken then and not in this era.
Cian: ...
Fraud: Just a random question, have you ridden a dinosaur before?
Cian: ...yes.
Fraud: HOLY COW!
*Morphine slowly looks down at his gun-shot chest*
.Any loves you cannot have?
Fraud: too many
Cian: yes
Yin: Yes
Tep: Seems like you all have alot of love related problems.
Fraud: Stop gloating.
Slava: I love chocolate but zes won’t let me have them all =(
Morphine: ...yes...
.Do you believe in true love?
Fraud: Yes
Yin: YES!
*Fraud rolls his eyes*
Cian: no
Tep: Perhaps there could be, but I won’t believe in it.
Mortality
.Have you ever died?
Fraud: My heart, yes.
Cian: no
Yin: If I died would I be here talking to you?
Morphine: ...yes...
Yin: okay maybe there is a possibility...
Tep: yeah
Fraud: You are a zombie too?!
Tep: No. I was resurrected by the divine, not by some half-assed wielder of wild magic who knows not how to control it.
Fraud: >_>
Slava: No
.Can you even die?
Fraud: yes
Cian: when I am no longer needed in service, perhaps.
Yin: I am only human.
Tep: I guess I can die again, not going to be an easy feat to kill me this time though.
Slava: yep
Morphine: ...?
Fraud: One of the things I wish morph had more of is his brains after being resurrected.
Tep: He is not stupid now. He just has more problems expressing himself.
Fraud: But he doesn’t seem to understand what I say!
Tep: Its persistence.
*Fraud groans*
.Have you seen someone die?
Fraud: yes
Cian: yes
Yin: Yes
Tep: Yeah
Slava: Uh huh
Tep: do you know what you are saying Slava?
Slava: Uh huh, papa and mama died at home.
Morphine: ....yes...
Zes: Okay, there is SOMETHING wrong with all my... roommates. Why do all of you answer yes to this question?!
.Have you killed someone?
Fraud: ... Meth did.
Cian: yes
Tep: Yeah, part of the dirty job for being a “guardian”.
Yin: Dear me, zes you know the answer for this.
*Vladaslava remained silent as she crept into the kitchen for more chocolate*
Morphine: ...yes...
.Have you had someone killed?
Fraud: no. Technically no... or maybe...
Cian: yes
Tep: At least I kill a person face to face and not resort to filthy tactics.
Cian: It was the way of the court.
Tep: Excuses.
Yin: Mmmmm~
Life
.What makes you truly happy?
Fraud: Love~ ♥
Cian: As I have said before, should I have a heart of stone, I will be a happier person.
Tep: Then you should be a very happy person.
Yin: When I get to do what I want
Morphine: ...meth...
Fraud: I am going to die of shame for a guy who won’t take no as an answer.
Tep: He loved you more than he should.
Fraud: I know! At least he doesn't mutter my name non stop and kept trying to grab me when he was alive!
Morphine: ...meth...
Yin: For a moment I wondered if the crack makes him happy, thanks for clearing it up Tep.
Tep: No problem
Fraud: ARGH!
Slava: Chocolate...
Zes: !! Slava! Those baking chocolate are meant for my brownies!
.If you could, what is one thing you would spend your life doing?
*Fraud grins deviously*
Yin: Reading.
Fraud: Those romance novels?
Yin: YES.
Fraud: God...
Cian: ... I don’t know.
Tep: ...
Cian: ...
Slava: Stuff!
.Do you have a job, if so what is it?
Fraud: I am a jobless bum resident. Its good life, really.
Yin: So you like being taken care of by women? Oh and I am a... huntress.
Fraud: What the...
Yin: Well, zes is a woman and you are living off her.
Fraud: >_< fine, you win.
Cian: Ex-court wizard, now a guardian.
Tep: Guardian.
Slava: hmm
.Have you ever gone insane?
Fraud: Meth is definitely insane.
Tep: nope, and Meth is more sane than you think, he weighs everything carefully before doing his seemingly reckless acts.
Fraud: You know, you are starting to annoy me by telling me how much better you know Meth and that I am HIS split persona.
*Amenhotep shrugs*
Cian: for a little while.
Yin: its too dangerous to go insane.
Slava: nu
.Did you ever feel as if you were the only sane one in the world?
Fraud: no.
Cian: yes.
Tep: Yeah. Alot.
Yin: Once in a long while.
Morphine: ...no....
.If you had a choice, would you live a calm eternal life, or live a wild short life?
Fraud: I still like calm eternal life.
Cian: when you have eternal life a wild short one seems a lot more appealing.
Fraud: When you have an overly wild life you will want it to be nice and calm.
Tep: If the eternal life is too calm it is boring. A life that is wild but short is a waste.
Yin: Oh someone is greedy there! We should just have wild short lives and make the most out of it!
Slava: wild short one.
Morphine: ...calm...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fraud: You know, I really can't stand mass interviews at times.
zes: ?
Fraud: Because people like Tep just love to mess around with my head and I am not even sure if he have ANYTHING to base all his statements on.
zes: Hmmm... he isn't exactly human.
Fraud: Gah!
zes: Its okay, just ignore him if you don't like what he said.
Fraud: Fine. Now let me have the laptop back, my popcorn is getting stale.
zes: ....
Another note, some might recall that Yinyin speaks in mandarin pior to this, but she spoke in english here. Mainly it is because I am lazy to type in chinese and secondly she is multilingual like Fraud.
And crap, I should be doing assingment and not spend a couple of hours on this meme hahahaha