[Voice message transcribed by Siri] I AM GOING TO DIE

[zengodchild]

I do not know how the [edited for profanity] I have the presence of mind to yank my phone out and start shouting at it, but if I'm going to either fly off into the sky ([edited for profanity]ing impossible, I know, but try pinwheeling somewhere in the [edited for profanity] atmosphere with a parasail and no tow rope; it radically alters your world

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[data_kyojyu]

There's a 96% chance you think the island is talking to you. No, there are people in here, Seiichi. Welcome to Atobe's Fail and Wrecked Cruise.

[transcribed by Siri]

[zengodchild]

Renji? Renji?? Holy shit, Siri, my head is spinning and not from the parasailing.

I found this for you.

Holy shit.

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[data_kyojyu]

It's alright, Seiichi. I just need to found out where are you going to land. Shall I try to track your phone?

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[zengodchild]

Yes, yes, YES! I think I still have about fifteen meters between me and the ground. I can see the beach....which I just overshot. Tree. Tree. TREE!

....Renji, I think you can find me at the corner of Crash Landing and Bruised Dignity.

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[data_kyojyu]

Don't worry, everyone in here know that place perfectly. I believe your description isn't very helpful but I'm working in figuring it out by your ph-.... there. I'll pick you up.

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[zengodchild]

Cut me some slack, ninety seconds ago I was falling out of the sky. XD Well, if this is all my brain's way of coping with dying, I'm glad the first person I'll see on the other side is you.

I wish Genichirou was there, too.

ooc: strike not posted

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[data_kyojyu]

On my way.

[occ: would you like to start a log ^^]

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[zengodchild]

ooc: Yes! Any preference for venue?

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[data_kyojyu]

[googledocs makes wonder, but email it's good too petitefee24@gmail.com]

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[zengodchild]

Started!