TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE

[zengodchild]

I DO NOTTTTTTTTTTT HAVE WON. UN. ONE

BUT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE IS UNDER IT.

I WIN.

I WANT PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZES.

WHAT DID YOU SAY, SIRI? DRINK MOAR? I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

Comments

[empereor]

...!!

[zengodchild]

♥?

[ooc: so should not be posted, but he's drunk, the backspace key is a foreign concept atm.]

[empereor]

Um. Seiichi, perhaps you should go lie down a while?

[zengodchild]

Dun wanna.

There's no pappa...pappapapa...photographer-people here. It's so /free/ here. I can get drunk and no one cares! No one on Twitttttttter or Fascistbook posting pics or lies or truths. No one to care if I hav hula dancing Gundams on my underwears. I like it. I want to play tennis till I die but I dun wanna be watched all tha time.

[empereor]

Sure, there are no reporters watching you here, but I can't say the same for the others if you go around in your... Gundam undergarments, Seiichi.

[zengodchild]

I like Gundam. >(

But I have a problem.

I forgot how to walk.

[empereor]

I've got nothing against Gundam.

...Oh. Well, is this the kind of forget that will go away on its own or do I need to go over there and reteach you?

[screened, though purely by accident]

[zengodchild]

No, you just fell asleep every time we tried to marathon it.

...I don;t know yet. Can you come?

[ooc: he really didn't mean the double entendre, but his typist is naughty]

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[empereor]

Only because nothing made sense. But I don't hate it, all the same.

I can if you need me.

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[zengodchild]

We can try again, someday. It might make more sense now.

...i need you.

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[empereor]

...Sure. Robot suits with laser swords?

I'll be there. We can start with the standing upright.

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[zengodchild]

Political machinations, moral ambiguity, friends fighting on opposite sides. In robot suits with laser swords.

Okay. Standing upright iz good, don't think I can pee right otherwise.

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[empereor]

Right. You're going to have to explain all of that to me again later. When I get down there. And no peeing until I do, all right Seiichi?

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[zengodchild]

I will.

I likee this picture of you. I want to grab your tie and........

No peeing.

[ooc: I think he meant to delete that, but it went strikethrough instead]

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[empereor]

Um. ...Okay.
Good. Just stay there and don't move; I'll only be a few minutes. I'll even get you one of those ties someday too, if you'd like.