TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE

[zengodchild]

I DO NOTTTTTTTTTTT HAVE WON. UN. ONE

BUT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE IS UNDER IT.

I WIN.

I WANT PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZES.

WHAT DID YOU SAY, SIRI? DRINK MOAR? I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

Comments

[revolutionbegun]

...?

[zengodchild]

IT'S TEZUKA~! YAY!!!

[ooc: can we say his comprehension isn't great now, he sees glasses and it MUST be Tezuka. Sorry, PiyoPiyo. ♥]

[revolutionbegun]

Uh.... Yes. And Tezuka here wants to know what the hell is the matter with you.

[zengodchild]

I MISSEDED YOU TEZUKA. I LIKE PLAYING YUUUU.

[revolutionbegun]

Tezuka misses you too. He... uh, I prefer sober Yukimura a bit more though. After that, then we can play.

[zengodchild]

PLAY? *____*

YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY, TEZTEZ!

[revolutionbegun]

Yes, play! But if I smell alcohol on your breath, we're not going to, okay? So are you going to be a good boy, keep calm and sober up?

[zengodchild]

Oksy!!!

WAITAMINUTE!

YOU ARE NOT TEZUKA! YOU ARE A TEZUKA IMPER...IMP....FAKER! TEZUKA FAKER! TOO STRICT, EVEN FOR TEZUKA!

[revolutionbegun]

Are you insinuating that I am not Tezuka!? ...Because you're right, I'm not. Who would you say I am, then?

[zengodchild]

....i dont know. Siri knows but she's currently not speaking to me.

[revolutionbegun]

Oh. Right. Word from the grapevine says that Siri's your little software thing?

[zengodchild]

She's not little. She has the vastness of the series of tubes under her touchscreen.

She's just mad at me. Dunno why.

[ooc: Because someone in his drunken state switched off the voice input protocol.]

[revolutionbegun]

Several square centimeters then.
Huh. Imagine that. What have you been doing that may or may not involve alcohol and pants? |:

[zengodchild]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALCOHOL AND PANTS?

YOU'RE ON EOF THOSE PAPPARAZZI-MAWHOSITS! HOW DID YOU GET ON THE ISLAND?????

[revolutionbegun]

Oh no, and here I was thinking I had gotten rid of the capslock.

Unfortunately, I am not of the paparazzi. I just have this glorious talent called Literacy.

[zengodchild]

SO YOU WON'T FOLLOW ME UNTIL I LOVE YOU? OH THANK GOODNESS, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AWKWARD.