Pince linges & large pains
Strange household this. Just opened the freezer & found a wooden clothes peg (pince linge)Took the rubbish out & replaced the bouchon (cork) in the porte (door). Earlier bought a large pain. (bread
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It's all very complicated! Upstairs is a double mattress on the floor, downstairs is a single orthopaedic proper bed, plus a sofabed which with a lot of pratting about, makes a highly uncomfortable double bed.
I got the Real bed moved downstairs after Roadkill left & after the knee nonsense, it now serves as a sofa in daytime & bed at night (night/day being moveable feasts in this house)
Previous to that i had got the computer moved from atelier upstairs to down here so that when his nibs visits we are at least in the same room & when he's feeling paranoid, can lurk & see if i am exchanging filthy smut online (as if!!!) There is no bloody way i am moving computer again.
I am far more physically comfortable on the Real bed *but* it would be nice to have the option of snuggling up to Real Live Male Human sometimes. There are Issues here, he claims he is scared of me, i should hire myself out to some sort of terrorist organisation i reckon.Not quite worked out if his main worry is murder or sexual abuse. There are no bedposts so he won't wake up to find himself in handcuffs.
He says if i stay zen he will gradually feel safer & eventually i may be allowed back in the Holy Bed. Staying zen seems to involve keeping quiet 23 hours a day, providing meals & allowing my house to be taken over. He would be far better off sleeping with a teddy bear; even Yoda isn't totally zen 'cos she does tend to move about a bit & enjoys playing with his hair which is Not Allowed.
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