Moral of the story, when joke, touch wood...
Yes, i baldi-ed miserably at my attempt of april fool joke last nite, =/ kemu knows me too well to notice the flaws of it ><;;
Oh well, at least i fooled a few by standers there! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
And i joked about how i got screwed up by accidently make a girl pregnant in #rylands.. and i am now a father.. The fellas there kena for a minute only XD After that i went cabal, can play it using my laptop but it kept on crashing.. farker.. i need to turn off everything else cept for cabal to minimize the risk of crashing.. My desktop will be ready after 2-3 weeks time... WTF oh well, cant do much about it..
This morning, i woke up by a phone call, an ex of mine, called me to say hi and 'suprised' me..
"Say hello to your daughter!"
WTF??? then i heard her passing the phone to someone..
"hello.. dad...dy?"
My heart stopped... my mind was blank.. i am rather suprised, shocked, amused, excited, and all those feelings that makes ur blood goes faster.. A part of me say WAY TO GO! NOW UR LIFE IS GETTING MORE INTERESTING! YAY! a part of me of coz, died and went.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RESET BUTTON?!?!?!
And i joked about how i got screwed up by accidently make a girl pregnant in #rylands.. and i am now a father.. <<<
I WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT THE PART THAT I AM A FATHER ALREADY!! didnt know that it was the truth.. SHIT!
and so that is how my story ends *insert Farenheit game over song here*
"hello...? hi.. err.. how are you?"
"I'm okay.. daddy.. when do i get to see you?"
"well, daddy (WHOA ACCEPTANCE OF THE FACT ALREADY??) is currently at KL.. not so sure when going back to Kuching there.."
"I see.. but my bday is coming soon! and and.. mom promised me to let me see u!" *in the bg* "ask him to buy us a ticket to KL, dear" "Mum said that u should buy us a ticket to KL!"
"I see.. the thing is.. i can't.. maybe a ticket for u only.. but i wonder if they let a minor travel.. oh wait.. how old are u?"
"going to be 7.."
"Waaait.. why arent you in school?"
"I didnt wanna go.. since mum refuse to promise me that i can really see u"
"Oh.. but school is good for you and you need to learn!" *sounds like a father already?*
then i heard the phone being pass around again
"Hey, so are you going to break her heart again? Its fine that you screwed up my life, but yeah, have mercy on ur own daughter!"
"WHAT? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE EXIST!! YOU JUST WENT MISSING AFTER A WHILE! THEN THE LAST TIME WE MET YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT HER!!"
"Chill, its kinda my fault too, i've learnt to accept it. and yeah, she is growing up fast, you'll love her, she is so adorable! I bet your mum would be excited about her too!"
"My mum would kill me.. you know that..right? so.. can we like talk about this first? Don't worry, i will tell my family about it.."
"Yeah sure, i'll call you up when APRIL FOOL is OVER!! HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL!!!"
My heart stopped beating again.. but this time i am somewhat GLAD.. WTF.. I KENA TIPU KAU KAU!! WTF WTF WTF!! maybe its the fact that my mind was still asleep.. and the fact that i forgottten that its 1st of April! so yeah.. i got pwnzorzsors... ><
"Damn you.. but who was the girl just now?"
"my cousin.. what? are you disappointed that the fact you're not a father?"
"Heck NO! i am very glad.. but yeah, to tell you the truth a part of me went disappointed with that fact.. oh, if we really have a daughter.. what would you name her?"
"Sandra, i wanna go for Xandra! but yea, reminds me about u too much.."
"You make it sound like we really have a daughter.."
"HAHAHA WE DO! SO GET BACK HERE IN KUCHING!"
"I wont fall for that again.. so anyway, how are you?.."
Then the convo continues, but it was just chit chatting =D
I AM GLAD THAT IT WASNT THE TRUTH!! phew..
Oh well, at least i fooled a few by standers there! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
And i joked about how i got screwed up by accidently make a girl pregnant in #rylands.. and i am now a father.. The fellas there kena for a minute only XD After that i went cabal, can play it using my laptop but it kept on crashing.. farker.. i need to turn off everything else cept for cabal to minimize the risk of crashing.. My desktop will be ready after 2-3 weeks time... WTF oh well, cant do much about it..
This morning, i woke up by a phone call, an ex of mine, called me to say hi and 'suprised' me..
"Say hello to your daughter!"
WTF??? then i heard her passing the phone to someone..
"hello.. dad...dy?"
My heart stopped... my mind was blank.. i am rather suprised, shocked, amused, excited, and all those feelings that makes ur blood goes faster.. A part of me say WAY TO GO! NOW UR LIFE IS GETTING MORE INTERESTING! YAY! a part of me of coz, died and went.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RESET BUTTON?!?!?!
And i joked about how i got screwed up by accidently make a girl pregnant in #rylands.. and i am now a father.. <<<
I WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT THE PART THAT I AM A FATHER ALREADY!! didnt know that it was the truth.. SHIT!
and so that is how my story ends *insert Farenheit game over song here*
"hello...? hi.. err.. how are you?"
"I'm okay.. daddy.. when do i get to see you?"
"well, daddy (WHOA ACCEPTANCE OF THE FACT ALREADY??) is currently at KL.. not so sure when going back to Kuching there.."
"I see.. but my bday is coming soon! and and.. mom promised me to let me see u!" *in the bg* "ask him to buy us a ticket to KL, dear" "Mum said that u should buy us a ticket to KL!"
"I see.. the thing is.. i can't.. maybe a ticket for u only.. but i wonder if they let a minor travel.. oh wait.. how old are u?"
"going to be 7.."
"Waaait.. why arent you in school?"
"I didnt wanna go.. since mum refuse to promise me that i can really see u"
"Oh.. but school is good for you and you need to learn!" *sounds like a father already?*
then i heard the phone being pass around again
"Hey, so are you going to break her heart again? Its fine that you screwed up my life, but yeah, have mercy on ur own daughter!"
"WHAT? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE EXIST!! YOU JUST WENT MISSING AFTER A WHILE! THEN THE LAST TIME WE MET YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT HER!!"
"Chill, its kinda my fault too, i've learnt to accept it. and yeah, she is growing up fast, you'll love her, she is so adorable! I bet your mum would be excited about her too!"
"My mum would kill me.. you know that..right? so.. can we like talk about this first? Don't worry, i will tell my family about it.."
"Yeah sure, i'll call you up when APRIL FOOL is OVER!! HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL!!!"
My heart stopped beating again.. but this time i am somewhat GLAD.. WTF.. I KENA TIPU KAU KAU!! WTF WTF WTF!! maybe its the fact that my mind was still asleep.. and the fact that i forgottten that its 1st of April! so yeah.. i got pwnzorzsors... ><
"Damn you.. but who was the girl just now?"
"my cousin.. what? are you disappointed that the fact you're not a father?"
"Heck NO! i am very glad.. but yeah, to tell you the truth a part of me went disappointed with that fact.. oh, if we really have a daughter.. what would you name her?"
"Sandra, i wanna go for Xandra! but yea, reminds me about u too much.."
"You make it sound like we really have a daughter.."
"HAHAHA WE DO! SO GET BACK HERE IN KUCHING!"
"I wont fall for that again.. so anyway, how are you?.."
Then the convo continues, but it was just chit chatting =D
I AM GLAD THAT IT WASNT THE TRUTH!! phew..