So, I stumbled upon a blog rating thingy while messing around online and thought "Yeah, let's give it a try - I think I know what I'm going to get, but let's do it!"
So, initially I think "fuck yeah!" and then I look at what qualified this rating:
* hell (5x)
* fuck (3x)
* hurt (2x)
* shit (1x)
"Hell"? Really. You gotta be shitting me. Are we still living in a day and age when saying "hell" is considered a bad thing? Well, apparently, yes.
"Fuck" only three times? Really? Maybe it's because I tend to profanity more in my Friends Only posts than my public posts.
Here's the doozy. "Hurt"? You really gotta be fucking shitting me. "Hurt"? What the fuck? Seriously. Wtf? I hit my toe on the door today. It hurt. Oh dear merciful Lords of Heck! How dare I use the H-word! What shall I do!? - I hit my toe on the door today. It smarted. I have a pounding headache. It really... irks me. "Hurt"? Really?
Obviously, "shit" is as understandable as "fuck" though I can't imagine why I've only used it once in public... not that I make a habit of shitting in public, mind.
The fun part is that as of this post all of those numbers are completely off. Yay! I could go test this blog again and edit in the results but then I would be entering a world of infinite fractal-like repetation because those words would then increment the count yet again ad nauseum...
EDIT: It gets better... just for laughs I checked it anyway and now I have this as a result.
Now there are new words added. Words that were there before, but somehow didn't make the cut. Aside from the above (though not all of them, strangely) it now included:
* zombie (2x)
* death (1x)
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*breath*
hahaha!
haha!
ha!