"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho reincarnated himself this Friday in a form of the city hospital's Jewish anesthesiologist, an old man with large mustache and horrible jokes:
I : "After the surgery, is this patient going to the recovery, or to the floor?"
He: "Well, she's going to the recovery, unless she falls."
Another one, for Spanish speakers. He asked me if I knew Spanish. When I said "Yes" he asked me to translate the following phrase
"Mentirosa, mentirosa, pantalones en fuego."* Luckily, I could translate it. (that would have been a disaster) :)
*"Liar, liar, pants on fire."
Alluding to the Yugoslavian civil war, he said: "Do you Serbs have a Croatian Awareness Day? Something like 'Take a Croatian out for lunch?'"
Etc.
I learned about Groucho in a roundabout way - through
Dylan Dog's adventures.
When I bought the first issues here I was surprised to see that he was renamed Felix and mustache were taken away!
It just doesn't look right! (legal issues, bah!) :(
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