Well time for a new twist
I am listening to one of the greatest songs of all time, "Yellow Submarine"!!!
Yeah, well no-one jump up and down over it. I don't care what they think, I love it and hope we all get to ride in that sucker at least once in our lives. Just before that was "Stand by Me". Now for some Smashing Pumkins, "Disarm".
I had a great Saturday night. My girl's cousin was having her belated b-day, she had turned 21 on Monday of last week, and we were gonna take her to the bars. She wanted to go to the Tejano or Mexi-bars, so she could dance, but the first two we went to were having bands playing, so the door charge went up x4! Then we decided to go to this mini-strip club, where some old, ugly, wrinkled character proceeded to hit on every girl in the group, in front of the 2 guys who were with them, and even after we stated that these girls were spoken for. So I told the girls that there is really only one place a girl can go and not run the risk of getting hit on by guys who are so drunk that they can't sit in a stool straight... a gay bar! After about 10 more minutes in there, they were for it. So we went to the Brass Rail. That's when the night got fun...
When we got there, there were more queens than at an international royalty banquet. We sat so the B-day girl was right next to the dance floor, and I jokingly hopped on her lap a little, and then we ordered some beers. Some of the people on the dance floor got the idea that they could do the same, so she then got teased and strutted for by one guy dressed normal, and one who was a 6 foot+ drag queen named Anthony. I went to the DJ and asked him to call her name out on the mike, embarass her on her b-day, and play the dirtiest, raunchiest song he had for her. Well, after 2 or 3 songs, I heard Lords of Acid come on, the Pussy song. I thought for sure that was going to be the one, but he didn't announce anything. Then after another 15 minutes, where we heard the electric slide super rainbow remix, He came on and pulled a chair to the center of the dance floor... He called her out there and said that her friends wanted to make sure that she had a good time for her birthday, and that because I had requested her a song, I should have to give her a lap-dance to go with it... Shit, that was NOT what I had planned. But I never back down from a challenge, so I got up to get in place, and then the song hits..."I Want a Big Dick!" Ok, so he DID have a song worse than the L of A. I was going to town on her in the middle of the dance floor, and my girl let out a shout as I decided to go for it and took off my belt, (she later told me she thought I was going full monty), then while I am having fun with that, the big drag-queen comes up behind me and pulls my shirt off over my head. Now I am topless...-----crap, have to go back to work for a sec, -----TO BE CONTINUED...
Yeah, well no-one jump up and down over it. I don't care what they think, I love it and hope we all get to ride in that sucker at least once in our lives. Just before that was "Stand by Me". Now for some Smashing Pumkins, "Disarm".
I had a great Saturday night. My girl's cousin was having her belated b-day, she had turned 21 on Monday of last week, and we were gonna take her to the bars. She wanted to go to the Tejano or Mexi-bars, so she could dance, but the first two we went to were having bands playing, so the door charge went up x4! Then we decided to go to this mini-strip club, where some old, ugly, wrinkled character proceeded to hit on every girl in the group, in front of the 2 guys who were with them, and even after we stated that these girls were spoken for. So I told the girls that there is really only one place a girl can go and not run the risk of getting hit on by guys who are so drunk that they can't sit in a stool straight... a gay bar! After about 10 more minutes in there, they were for it. So we went to the Brass Rail. That's when the night got fun...
When we got there, there were more queens than at an international royalty banquet. We sat so the B-day girl was right next to the dance floor, and I jokingly hopped on her lap a little, and then we ordered some beers. Some of the people on the dance floor got the idea that they could do the same, so she then got teased and strutted for by one guy dressed normal, and one who was a 6 foot+ drag queen named Anthony. I went to the DJ and asked him to call her name out on the mike, embarass her on her b-day, and play the dirtiest, raunchiest song he had for her. Well, after 2 or 3 songs, I heard Lords of Acid come on, the Pussy song. I thought for sure that was going to be the one, but he didn't announce anything. Then after another 15 minutes, where we heard the electric slide super rainbow remix, He came on and pulled a chair to the center of the dance floor... He called her out there and said that her friends wanted to make sure that she had a good time for her birthday, and that because I had requested her a song, I should have to give her a lap-dance to go with it... Shit, that was NOT what I had planned. But I never back down from a challenge, so I got up to get in place, and then the song hits..."I Want a Big Dick!" Ok, so he DID have a song worse than the L of A. I was going to town on her in the middle of the dance floor, and my girl let out a shout as I decided to go for it and took off my belt, (she later told me she thought I was going full monty), then while I am having fun with that, the big drag-queen comes up behind me and pulls my shirt off over my head. Now I am topless...-----crap, have to go back to work for a sec, -----TO BE CONTINUED...