I, like, invented her, you know? I carved her into a new animal!

[zempasuchil]

Hey dudes, I have spent the last almost 48 hours in a blanket fort named Fort Wincest with gold_bluepoint and coyotesuspect. It was mostly the weekend so it's okay! I feel like I am getting a really good recharging-my-batteries time in. Yep. I had a phone interview, and I got to the next step in the interview process for the nearby secretary job I want, and we all watched a

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[coyotesuspect]

RENESMEE I WILL BE YOUR CADDYYYYYY IF A CADDY YOU SO SHOULD NEEEED

[zempasuchil]

I WILL BE YOUR BUTLER

YOUR POOLBOY

YOUR PERSONAL SHOPPER

[coyotesuspect]

YOUR PLUMBER

YOUR LANDSCAPER

YOUR CANDLESTICKMAKER

[zempasuchil]

YOUR STRIPPERGRAM

YOUR RIDE TO THE PLANNNED PARENTHOOD

JOE BART'NDER

[coyotesuspect]

YOUR HEART SURGEON

YOUR PATRONUS

YOUR SUPER SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS ;)

[zempasuchil]

GAAAAYYYYYY

[coyotesuspect]

CORTALECKI IS REEEEAAAAAL

[animus_wyrmis]

This thread is really really weird fyi.

ps Z I was going to give you love in that meme but sadly all i have in my heart is hatred and judgement and trolling. will one of those suffice?

[zempasuchil]

LOLOL I SAW YOUR ANONFAIL, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME <33333333333333 :DDDD

[animus_wyrmis]

THAT WAS A TEMPORARY CONFUSION. IT MEANS NOTHING.

[zempasuchil]

heeee! ilu wyrm