Sorrow in my soul 'cause it seems that wrong really loves my company

[zelly_21]

Today in Government:

Me: Lolzorz~! ::wanders into class::
Mr. Student Teacher: RAR. What color are your eyes? ::peers::
Me: O_o ...blue.
Mr. Student Teacher: Go stand in the corner!!!!!
Me: o_O ::goes to the corner with the other blue-eyed students::
Mr. Student Teacher: Graham crackers for everyone! With brown eyes!! ::hands out graham crackers::
Me: What about us?! ::wants a cracker::
Mr. Student Teacher: Too bad. You don't have brown eyes.
Me: That's discrimination!! ::huff::
Mr. Student Teacher: ::comes over to the blue-eyes corner:: And how does your distinct lack of graham crackers make all of you feel?
Everyone else: We don't care.
Me: Speak for yourselves! I WANT A GRAHAM CRACKER!!
Me: ::is squished by Ronnie::
Everyone Else: We're fine.
Me: Get off me! Where's my cracker?!?! ::flail::

He did let us back in our seats eventually. And gave the rest of us graham crackers too. I still don't know why I was the only one outraged... XD It was supposed to show us how blatant discrimination feels, but I was the only one sufficiently upset, apparently. :D

On a completely unrelated note, I cannot spell "graham crackers" right the first time for the life of me.