[cheese hat not included with purchase]
No. No effing way, VERBAL.
NO. N.O.! I live in Wisconsin. I will not let you con me into buying a cheese hat for ￥12,090! You throw a cat in any direction 'round these parts and you can find a cheese hat for a buck-fifty. No way.
See, that is completely outrageous! $150! ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR A HAT-SHAPED MILK PRODUCT. I wouldn't buy your horribly overpriced aged, foam head accoutrement for anything!
Nope! Not even if Sakurai Sho himself was THE KING OF ALL CHEESE. Yes, you heard me. Not that you could ever obtain such sponsorship, but even if you could, such an amazingly impressive feat would be nowhere near enough to sway me toward...
What's that you say?
...I'll take twenty
NO. N.O.! I live in Wisconsin. I will not let you con me into buying a cheese hat for ￥12,090! You throw a cat in any direction 'round these parts and you can find a cheese hat for a buck-fifty. No way.
See, that is completely outrageous! $150! ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR A HAT-SHAPED MILK PRODUCT. I wouldn't buy your horribly overpriced aged, foam head accoutrement for anything!
Nope! Not even if Sakurai Sho himself was THE KING OF ALL CHEESE. Yes, you heard me. Not that you could ever obtain such sponsorship, but even if you could, such an amazingly impressive feat would be nowhere near enough to sway me toward...
What's that you say?
...I'll take twenty