In Which I Do A Meme: Cliff, Shag, Or Marry Meme

Apr 16, 2011 20:12

ZeldaQueen: Alrighty, I found this via gehayi and it looked like fun, so here we go! The rules -

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

I was given Mal Reynolds, Jean Valjean, and Aladdin

Cliff



This was a pretty tough one for me, because of course Gehayi went and got three guys who all hit my woobie love buttons. Still, I'll have to put Jean Valjean here. Fantastic singer and badass as he may be...well, he's also old enough to be my father and I'm really not into that (we'll ignore the movie version with Liam Neeson, given how that one didn't pay a ton of attention to the source material).

Plus, with all the crap he has to deal with in the book and as strong as he is, I think he can take falling down a cliff pretty well. The guy lifted a cart, leaped from rooftops, and carried a bleeding and dying man through the Parisian sewers, for heaven's sake.

Shag



Ah yes, Captain Malcom Reynolds of Serenity. That's one fine man there, loyal, badass, and with enough humor and awkwardness to be completely lovable. Still, Mal's the kind who doesn't seem able to commit to one person (unless, possibly, that person is Inara), so it'd be a one-nighter.

Marry



Oh Disney, you know your fanservice, don't you? Oh yeah, that's Aladdin! I don't care how many times the story may be adapted, that's the only version I care about. Unlike Mal though, Aladdin actually is the sort to get married, so I totally would. He's hot and funny and the magic carpet ride is one of the most romantic dates I've seen (besides the ballroom dance from Beauty and the Beast and watching the lanterns in the boats from Tangled).

Although we're going to pretend that in that hypothetical situation, Jasmine doesn't exist. If she did, I wouldn't marry him because Jasmine is awesome and the two are so sweet together!

And that's it! Hope you all enjoyed it and if you'd like to play, just leave a comment

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