Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter Six
ZeldaQueen: Well, after that rather...memorable last chapter, we're nearing the end. Nearly the Last Hurrah, everyone!
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Chapter Six
Ranglock states to the group "We now have to discuss marriage contracts that each of you have.
ZeldaQueen: (Ranglock) "This won't at all be an excuse for the suethor to flex her shipping muscles
However, first off their
ZeldaQueen: Was this written by Link's Queen?
is the matter of the marriage contract between Earl Harry James Potter to Ms. Ginvera Molly Weasley created by Lord Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Mrs Molly Augustus Weasley on July 1st of 1993.'
ZeldaQueen: Erm, suethor? I think you have your canon times mixed up. Harry and Ginny were married between the last chapter of Deathly Hallows and the epilogue. Your fic takes place after year five!
Isabelle knowing more about marriage contracts being raised as a pure-blood tells her two friends,
ZeldaQueen: (Isabelle) "Because I'm the Mary Sue, I know everything and will be getting only the best. Fuck out"
"Since Lord Dumbledore made the marriage contract under the name Ginvera Molly Weasley instead of Viscountess Ginvera Elizabeth Prewitt the contract is invalid."
ZeldaQueen: In other words, she was married under her canon name instead of her Mary Sue name
Harry turns to Ginny to say "Gin, I see you more as the little sister that I never had."
ZeldaQueen: (Harry) "Gin, I need a drink! Now that we conveniently aren't married, I don't actually love you anymore. What convenient timing!"
(Ginny) "The suethor desires it, so it must be so!"
Ginny says to Harry happily "I realized that my crush on the boy-who-lived instead of the actually person that I am happy to say that I have as a surrogate brother that I can talk to."
ZeldaQueen: ...This has got to be the most peaceful example of derailing love interests that I've ever seen
Ranglock turns his attention back to Ginny to say "Viscountess Prewitt, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Malfoy and the Noble & Ancient House of Prewitt that states that the groom must be older then the bride by no more then four years. However, both the groom and bride must not be a contract was signed by Earl Jerome Abraxas Malfoy and Viscount Marcellus Fabian Prewitt on January 12th of 1916. The person that you must marry is Heir Draco Lucius Malfoy to the current Earl Lucius Abraxas Malfoy."
ZeldaQueen: I'd make a drinking game out of the words "Earl" and "Viscount", but I don't want my viewership to die of alcohol poisoning
Ginny screams out angrily "I have to marry the ferret."
ZeldaQueen: Geez, turn a guy into a ferret just once, and he never lives it down!
Isabelle tries to calm Ginny down by saying "We will family when you marry Draco
ZeldaQueen: Yes, let's family! I bet that's some sort of a dance! *families*
incase you have forgotten that we are actually second cousins."
ZeldaQueen: No you aren't. Mary Sues have no blood kin. They burst out of their mothers, like spiders
Ranglock then turns his attention to Neville to say "Earl Longbottom, the marriage contract that you currently have is to Viscountess Susan Amelia Bones. This contract was signed by Earl Frank Alge Longbottom and Viscount Richard Edward Bones on September 1st of 1980."
ZeldaQueen: I must ask, what is it with cramming marriage contracts into Harry Potter fanfics? I mean, yeah it's a convenient way to get your pairings together, but we never actually had any in canon. Did we? *tries to remember*
Neville tells his friends calmly "I already knew that I was going to marry Susan because my grandmother told me on the day of my fifthteenth birthday. My grandmother required Susan and myself to spend at least two weeks together every summer."
ZeldaQueen: Right. Because Neville's the kind of guy who can be calm and cool knowing that he's been betrothed. And didn't he have his fifteenth birthday recently? Must be one of those easily accepted arranged marriages
Ginny tells Neville still angrily "At least you get to marry someone that you are friends with."
ZeldaQueen: Oh hey, fanfic challenge to everyone out there! For once, someone do a Harry Potter fanfic in which the people forced into a marriage conflict aren't the truest of true loves and don't wind up madly in love with each other
Ranglock turns his attention to Hermione to say "Countess Williamson, this outstanding marriage contract is between the Noble & Ancient House of Nott and the Noble & Ancient House of Williamson. It states that both the groom and bride must be magical and there is a maximum of seven years apart in age. This contract was signed by Count Jason Clovis Williamson and Viscount Augustine Calum Nott on December 31st of 1908."
ZeldaQueen: I love how specific these terms and conditions are. It's almost like the people who wrote them had read the books!
Hermione asks her friends "Who is this Theodore Nott?"
ZeldaQueen: OH YES, BECAUSE HERMIONE WOULDN'T KNOW WHO THEODORE IS!
Isabelle answers knowing more Slytherin students then the others "Theo is actually quite a bit like you with being a bookworm but does not really believe in the pure-blood supremacy. He is also in the top ten students of our year."
ZeldaQueen: He also is the son of a Death Eater. Forgot to mention that one, eh?
Ginny tells Hermione trying to make for feel better "At least you don't have to marry someone that made your life hell during school."
ZeldaQueen: I like Ginny, she's acting somewhat realistic. Albeit in stilted dialogue, but still...
Ranglock turns his attention to Isabelle to say "Countess Black, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Pucey and the Noble & Ancient House of Black. This contract was signed by Count Orion Arcturus Black and Viscount Dominic Charles Pucey on January 3rd of 1953 for Heir Charles Adrian Pucey to Viscount Dominic Charles Pucey and Lady Andromeda Irma Black. This contract was broken when Lady Andromeda was disowned from the Noble & Ancient House of Black."
ZeldaQueen: Adrian Pucey...didn't he have, like, two lines about in? Why would the suethor latch on to him, of all characters?
Hermione asks Ranglock questionably
ZeldaQueen: - how many times they must page the Department of Redundancy Department
"Who does she have to marry then?"
ZeldaQueen: I dunno, maybe Pucey?
Isabelle actually answers for Ranglock "Like Neville I actually already knew about this marriage contract from the time that I was seven that I would marry Adrian."
ZeldaQueen: Oh, the Sue's just so well informed! *spits*
Ranglock turns his attention to the finally to Harry to say "Earl Potter, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Potter and the Noble & Ancient House of Greengrass. This contract was signed by Earl Harold James Potter and Viscount Hypsecus Celeus Greengrass. The original marriage contract was for your father; however, Artemis Daphne Greengrass the woman he was suppose to marry died on October 31st of 1970. This means it passes on to you."
ZeldaQueen: Well, at least it's not Hermione or Malfoy. Why Daphne Greengrass, though? She doesn't even show up in the series! We wouldn't even know about her, if Rowling hadn't mentioned her in the interview!
Isabelle says to Harry "Its a tradition for pure-blood families to arrange their children's marriage; however, in case of a death, a individual being a squib, or was disowned it passes down to the next generation. With her death it allowed your father to marry your mother."
ZeldaQueen: Pfft, like James Potter would let a marriage contract get in the way of marrying Lily
Harry asks Isabelle "Who is Daphne anyways?"
ZeldaQueen: A character who doesn't even make a canon appearance. I'd stick with Ginny, if I were you. She's tough and sporty and can play Quidditch
Isabelle tells Harry "Daphne and I are actually friends; however, nobody outside of the pure-blood of high society actually know about everyone that are actually friends at Hogwarts."
ZeldaQueen: Five bucks to whoever can tell me what that sentence meant
Boris a goblin in charge of inheritance brings in the family a tray with ten ring boxes on it to place it on the table and take the next beside of Ranglock.
ZeldaQueen: Next what? Ring? Shot of tequila?
Boris tells everyone calmly and coldly "Each of these boxes hold your signet rings as the Head of a Noble & Ancient House or just Head of a Ancient House. However, these rings will remove any blocks that the individual has on their magic and to also prevent any either blocks being placed."
ZeldaQueen: In other words, five ten special rings go to five special young people. With then, they get to be even more powerful, with cool abilities
(Harry) Canon!
(Hermione) Characterization!
(Ginny) Punctuation!
(Neville) Plot!
(Isabelle) Spelling!
(Rowling) BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM J.K. ROWLING!
Boris and Ranglock place the right two boxes in front of each person. Boris explains to them "Place each signet ring on your ring finger on your right hand. These two rings will actually become one ring. With these rings if you tap it with your wand while thinking that ring will appear. However, these rings are invisible to everyone expect to the individuals that you choose to reveal them to."
ZeldaQueen: OH? AND THE POINT OF THAT IS?
With them wearing there rings, the group left Gringotts.
ZeldaQueen: This is so fun, I might pee myself!
AN: PLEASE REVIEW
ZeldaQueen: I don't know, this is all so masterfully written, I don't think that there are any elements I could possibly criticize!
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Chapter Six
Ranglock states to the group "We now have to discuss marriage contracts that each of you have.
ZeldaQueen: (Ranglock) "This won't at all be an excuse for the suethor to flex her shipping muscles
However, first off their
ZeldaQueen: Was this written by Link's Queen?
is the matter of the marriage contract between Earl Harry James Potter to Ms. Ginvera Molly Weasley created by Lord Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Mrs Molly Augustus Weasley on July 1st of 1993.'
ZeldaQueen: Erm, suethor? I think you have your canon times mixed up. Harry and Ginny were married between the last chapter of Deathly Hallows and the epilogue. Your fic takes place after year five!
Isabelle knowing more about marriage contracts being raised as a pure-blood tells her two friends,
ZeldaQueen: (Isabelle) "Because I'm the Mary Sue, I know everything and will be getting only the best. Fuck out"
"Since Lord Dumbledore made the marriage contract under the name Ginvera Molly Weasley instead of Viscountess Ginvera Elizabeth Prewitt the contract is invalid."
ZeldaQueen: In other words, she was married under her canon name instead of her Mary Sue name
Harry turns to Ginny to say "Gin, I see you more as the little sister that I never had."
ZeldaQueen: (Harry) "Gin, I need a drink! Now that we conveniently aren't married, I don't actually love you anymore. What convenient timing!"
(Ginny) "The suethor desires it, so it must be so!"
Ginny says to Harry happily "I realized that my crush on the boy-who-lived instead of the actually person that I am happy to say that I have as a surrogate brother that I can talk to."
ZeldaQueen: ...This has got to be the most peaceful example of derailing love interests that I've ever seen
Ranglock turns his attention back to Ginny to say "Viscountess Prewitt, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Malfoy and the Noble & Ancient House of Prewitt that states that the groom must be older then the bride by no more then four years. However, both the groom and bride must not be a contract was signed by Earl Jerome Abraxas Malfoy and Viscount Marcellus Fabian Prewitt on January 12th of 1916. The person that you must marry is Heir Draco Lucius Malfoy to the current Earl Lucius Abraxas Malfoy."
ZeldaQueen: I'd make a drinking game out of the words "Earl" and "Viscount", but I don't want my viewership to die of alcohol poisoning
Ginny screams out angrily "I have to marry the ferret."
ZeldaQueen: Geez, turn a guy into a ferret just once, and he never lives it down!
Isabelle tries to calm Ginny down by saying "We will family when you marry Draco
ZeldaQueen: Yes, let's family! I bet that's some sort of a dance! *families*
incase you have forgotten that we are actually second cousins."
ZeldaQueen: No you aren't. Mary Sues have no blood kin. They burst out of their mothers, like spiders
Ranglock then turns his attention to Neville to say "Earl Longbottom, the marriage contract that you currently have is to Viscountess Susan Amelia Bones. This contract was signed by Earl Frank Alge Longbottom and Viscount Richard Edward Bones on September 1st of 1980."
ZeldaQueen: I must ask, what is it with cramming marriage contracts into Harry Potter fanfics? I mean, yeah it's a convenient way to get your pairings together, but we never actually had any in canon. Did we? *tries to remember*
Neville tells his friends calmly "I already knew that I was going to marry Susan because my grandmother told me on the day of my fifthteenth birthday. My grandmother required Susan and myself to spend at least two weeks together every summer."
ZeldaQueen: Right. Because Neville's the kind of guy who can be calm and cool knowing that he's been betrothed. And didn't he have his fifteenth birthday recently? Must be one of those easily accepted arranged marriages
Ginny tells Neville still angrily "At least you get to marry someone that you are friends with."
ZeldaQueen: Oh hey, fanfic challenge to everyone out there! For once, someone do a Harry Potter fanfic in which the people forced into a marriage conflict aren't the truest of true loves and don't wind up madly in love with each other
Ranglock turns his attention to Hermione to say "Countess Williamson, this outstanding marriage contract is between the Noble & Ancient House of Nott and the Noble & Ancient House of Williamson. It states that both the groom and bride must be magical and there is a maximum of seven years apart in age. This contract was signed by Count Jason Clovis Williamson and Viscount Augustine Calum Nott on December 31st of 1908."
ZeldaQueen: I love how specific these terms and conditions are. It's almost like the people who wrote them had read the books!
Hermione asks her friends "Who is this Theodore Nott?"
ZeldaQueen: OH YES, BECAUSE HERMIONE WOULDN'T KNOW WHO THEODORE IS!
Isabelle answers knowing more Slytherin students then the others "Theo is actually quite a bit like you with being a bookworm but does not really believe in the pure-blood supremacy. He is also in the top ten students of our year."
ZeldaQueen: He also is the son of a Death Eater. Forgot to mention that one, eh?
Ginny tells Hermione trying to make for feel better "At least you don't have to marry someone that made your life hell during school."
ZeldaQueen: I like Ginny, she's acting somewhat realistic. Albeit in stilted dialogue, but still...
Ranglock turns his attention to Isabelle to say "Countess Black, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Pucey and the Noble & Ancient House of Black. This contract was signed by Count Orion Arcturus Black and Viscount Dominic Charles Pucey on January 3rd of 1953 for Heir Charles Adrian Pucey to Viscount Dominic Charles Pucey and Lady Andromeda Irma Black. This contract was broken when Lady Andromeda was disowned from the Noble & Ancient House of Black."
ZeldaQueen: Adrian Pucey...didn't he have, like, two lines about in? Why would the suethor latch on to him, of all characters?
Hermione asks Ranglock questionably
ZeldaQueen: - how many times they must page the Department of Redundancy Department
"Who does she have to marry then?"
ZeldaQueen: I dunno, maybe Pucey?
Isabelle actually answers for Ranglock "Like Neville I actually already knew about this marriage contract from the time that I was seven that I would marry Adrian."
ZeldaQueen: Oh, the Sue's just so well informed! *spits*
Ranglock turns his attention to the finally to Harry to say "Earl Potter, there is a outstanding marriage contract between the Noble & Ancient House of Potter and the Noble & Ancient House of Greengrass. This contract was signed by Earl Harold James Potter and Viscount Hypsecus Celeus Greengrass. The original marriage contract was for your father; however, Artemis Daphne Greengrass the woman he was suppose to marry died on October 31st of 1970. This means it passes on to you."
ZeldaQueen: Well, at least it's not Hermione or Malfoy. Why Daphne Greengrass, though? She doesn't even show up in the series! We wouldn't even know about her, if Rowling hadn't mentioned her in the interview!
Isabelle says to Harry "Its a tradition for pure-blood families to arrange their children's marriage; however, in case of a death, a individual being a squib, or was disowned it passes down to the next generation. With her death it allowed your father to marry your mother."
ZeldaQueen: Pfft, like James Potter would let a marriage contract get in the way of marrying Lily
Harry asks Isabelle "Who is Daphne anyways?"
ZeldaQueen: A character who doesn't even make a canon appearance. I'd stick with Ginny, if I were you. She's tough and sporty and can play Quidditch
Isabelle tells Harry "Daphne and I are actually friends; however, nobody outside of the pure-blood of high society actually know about everyone that are actually friends at Hogwarts."
ZeldaQueen: Five bucks to whoever can tell me what that sentence meant
Boris a goblin in charge of inheritance brings in the family a tray with ten ring boxes on it to place it on the table and take the next beside of Ranglock.
ZeldaQueen: Next what? Ring? Shot of tequila?
Boris tells everyone calmly and coldly "Each of these boxes hold your signet rings as the Head of a Noble & Ancient House or just Head of a Ancient House. However, these rings will remove any blocks that the individual has on their magic and to also prevent any either blocks being placed."
ZeldaQueen: In other words, five ten special rings go to five special young people. With then, they get to be even more powerful, with cool abilities
(Harry) Canon!
(Hermione) Characterization!
(Ginny) Punctuation!
(Neville) Plot!
(Isabelle) Spelling!
(Rowling) BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM J.K. ROWLING!
Boris and Ranglock place the right two boxes in front of each person. Boris explains to them "Place each signet ring on your ring finger on your right hand. These two rings will actually become one ring. With these rings if you tap it with your wand while thinking that ring will appear. However, these rings are invisible to everyone expect to the individuals that you choose to reveal them to."
ZeldaQueen: OH? AND THE POINT OF THAT IS?
With them wearing there rings, the group left Gringotts.
ZeldaQueen: This is so fun, I might pee myself!
AN: PLEASE REVIEW
ZeldaQueen: I don't know, this is all so masterfully written, I don't think that there are any elements I could possibly criticize!
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