The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner: Acknowledgments
ZeldaQueen: And now it's time to see who the peons little people who helped Meyer along the way are!
Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
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Acknowledgments
As always, I am very grateful to all the people who made this book possible:
ZeldaQueen: (Meyer) "Me, myself, and I"
my boys, Gabe, Seth, and Eli;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have a daughter who can take care of herself by age three
my husband, Pancho;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have a sparkly, controlling vampire and a chiseled werewolf
my parents, Stephen and Candy;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have parents who let you run off and do whatever the hell you wanted
my very supportive girlfriends Jen H., Jen L.,
ZeldaQueen: Jen Craig...
Meghan, Nic, and Shelly;
ZeldaQueen: Wait, Shelly? Is that who that one newborn was named after?
my ninja agent, Jodi Reamer;
ZeldaQueen: For fuck's sake, stop going on about that!
my “baffy,” Shannon Hale;
ZeldaQueen: Please stop trying to sound "cool", Meyer. You suck at it
all my friends and mentors at Little, Brown, most especially David Young, Asya Muchnick, Megan Tingley, Elizabeth Eulberg,
Gail Doobinin, Andrew Smith, and Tina McIntyre;
ZeldaQueen: Yes, because those are the folks who made it so that you got your fantasies published. We went over this in Breaking Dawn, Meyer. And funny how she seems more devoted to these guys than her husband, kids, and parents
and, saving the best for last, my readers.
ZeldaQueen: Which is why you served us this bullshit
You’re the best audience anyone could have.
ZeldaQueen: Are you even listening?
Thank you!
ZeldaQueen: You're not welcome
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Onward to: Final Assessment
Back To: Part 13
Back to: Table of Contents
Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
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Acknowledgments
As always, I am very grateful to all the people who made this book possible:
ZeldaQueen: (Meyer) "Me, myself, and I"
my boys, Gabe, Seth, and Eli;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have a daughter who can take care of herself by age three
my husband, Pancho;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have a sparkly, controlling vampire and a chiseled werewolf
my parents, Stephen and Candy;
ZeldaQueen: Even though you'd rather have parents who let you run off and do whatever the hell you wanted
my very supportive girlfriends Jen H., Jen L.,
ZeldaQueen: Jen Craig...
Meghan, Nic, and Shelly;
ZeldaQueen: Wait, Shelly? Is that who that one newborn was named after?
my ninja agent, Jodi Reamer;
ZeldaQueen: For fuck's sake, stop going on about that!
my “baffy,” Shannon Hale;
ZeldaQueen: Please stop trying to sound "cool", Meyer. You suck at it
all my friends and mentors at Little, Brown, most especially David Young, Asya Muchnick, Megan Tingley, Elizabeth Eulberg,
Gail Doobinin, Andrew Smith, and Tina McIntyre;
ZeldaQueen: Yes, because those are the folks who made it so that you got your fantasies published. We went over this in Breaking Dawn, Meyer. And funny how she seems more devoted to these guys than her husband, kids, and parents
and, saving the best for last, my readers.
ZeldaQueen: Which is why you served us this bullshit
You’re the best audience anyone could have.
ZeldaQueen: Are you even listening?
Thank you!
ZeldaQueen: You're not welcome
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Onward to: Final Assessment
Back To: Part 13
Back to: Table of Contents