What's going on?!?

[goronlink]

Somebody--anybody--you've gotta help me, goro! I went home and nobody was there!

My dad is gone, goro! What am I gonna do?

[crying] Goro goro goro goro...

Comments

[heirtoclocktown]

Ugh, stop wailing.

Fathers are useless, and you're better off once you grow up and forget about them. Alright? So grow up.

[goronlink]

My dad isn't useless, he the strongest Goron warrior to ever live, goro!

And you're one to talk about growing up. All you ever do is whine! What a baby, goro!

[heirtoclocktown]

Useless! You're just a child. When you're older, you'll come to see just how useless that hero father of yours really is.

I don't whine! I'm not a baby! And I'm not the one crying like a little girl, you stupid rock!

[goronlink]

You don't know anything! You've never even met my dad!

You do whine. Right this minute you're making more noise than baby Junior-goro who lives in the room above me! And I'll have you know that real men cry. I know it for a fact, goro!

[heirtoclocktown]

I don't have to've met your stupid rock father. All fathers are useless, good for nothing fakers.

Who told you that nonsense? Your faker father? What other lies has he told you? Nonsense and children's stories, all of it. Women and children cry, and men who are weak.

And I don't whine!

[ooc: so hard to find angry face pics of normal gorons...]

[goronlink]

Whatever. My dad's probably way better than yours, anyway.

No, goro! I saw Big Brother Link cry, and he's a braver warrior than my dad! If you think he's weak, you're just stupid, goro!

YES YOU DO! [grumbling]Goro goro goro...