Hooray! Zombies!
[SUDDENLY.
REDEADS.
EVERYWHERE.
That's right, the Zombie Apocalypse has finally reared its rotting little head in scenic Hyrule. Maybe they want to welcome the people who are being dragged in by the breakage of the fourth wall?
Although you and they might have a different definition of the word 'welcome...']
(ooc: Here, have a fourth wall ( Read more... )
REDEADS.
EVERYWHERE.
That's right, the Zombie Apocalypse has finally reared its rotting little head in scenic Hyrule. Maybe they want to welcome the people who are being dragged in by the breakage of the fourth wall?
Although you and they might have a different definition of the word 'welcome...']
(ooc: Here, have a fourth wall ( Read more... )
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THE REDEADS WANTED TO GIVE YOU A NICE, LETHAL HUG. BUT THEN THEY REALIZED YOU WERE ONE OF THEM.
CLEARLY. SORT OF. GIBDOS COUNT.
SO INSTEAD THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE CONVERSATION.
WONDERFUL UNINTELLIGIBLE CONVERSATION.]
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THIS TRUEMAN IS GOING TO EDGE AWAY NOW.
EDGE AWAY VERY, VERY SLOWLY.
BECAUSE TO HIS KNOWLEDGE, YOU SHOULD BE DANSU DANSUING RIGHT NOW. NOT LURKING CLOSER AND CLOSER STILL, MUTTERING ZOMBIE-LIKE THINGS THAT HE CAN UNDERSTAND, FOR WHATEVER REASON.]
. . .
H-Hello.
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THIS IS HYRULE, NOT TERMINA.
THINGS WORK DIFFERENTLY HERE. APPARENTLY.]
...
Hi!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
Nice day, huh?
[Redeads speak in Courier New font. Who'd have guessed it?]
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CURSE YOU, GODDESSES! WHY DO THE LAWS OF SETTING GIBDOS ON FIRE AND GETTING RE-DEADS AND WHATNOT NOT APPLY IN THIS WACKY UNIVERSE OF YOURS!? WHYYYYY---?! I JUST WANTED TO SHOOT LASERS OUT OF MY SWORD WHEN I HAD FULL HEALTH, IS ALL. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He then attempts to look around, realizing that he hadn't really taken note of his surroundings due to wacky internet that's cutting out every ten minutes, and needing to retype the ~*~rational~*~ intropost because of it 8||||
BUT THEN HIS MASK FALLS OFF OH SMACK THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO WEAR A MASK OVER SUNGLASSES FFFFFFF
He also does not seem to realize this.]
...Yes, it is very nice out.
I am quite enjoying this extremely lovely and non-apocalyptic time cycle of yours, in particular.
[OOC: Oh, also, please feel free to godmod like the wind if you'd like. 8U IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE, ETC.]
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AND SUDDENLY.
SUDDENLY.
ALL OF THE REDEADS GIVE A VERY DRAMATIC GASP.]
Dude. Dude. You...!
Your face! It fell off, man!
Might wanna get that checked or something.
[REDEADS: not the smartest monsters around.]
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