I BLAME CHAT

[on_a_boat]

[The King of Red Lions is quite happily sailing on Lake Hylia on this calm, sunny, perfect summer day. There's just enough breeze to fill his sails, but not enough to upset the brightly-colored cargo on his deck. He tacks just slightly starboard, offsetting a wave and keeping the lightweight balls in place as he sails around the little island at the center of the lake.]

[That's right. The King of Red Lions is a large, floating ball pit.]

[And you know you want to come play.]

[ooc: mingling post~! Feel free to thread with each other, not just with the King whose tags will be slow because I fail. This idea came out of us being silly in chat -- feel free to join us in the AIM room zdressing!]