Something seems familiar about this...

[old_man_ganon]

[There is a stone statue in the deserted garden of Hyrule Castle. It is a depiction of a large man kneeling with an expression of exquisite pain and embarrassment on his face. There is a sword in the man's forehead that is not made of stone, almost as if the sword doesn't belong.]

[ooc: Sometime while I was away, xblueswordx  managed to stick

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brief hijack

[jewel_of_hyrule]

Brb, loling forever.

[old_man_ganon]

[...

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...Wallmasters can... sing...?

If Ganondorf had known about this, he would have set them all to sing in his dungeons instead of grabbing people. It's much, much, much, much more annoying.]

[old_man_ganon]

[He momentarily considers the awful lyrics -- together forever, with a sword splitting his head and a wallmaster singing its heart out? Surely it couldn't sing all day and all night, forever? Surely it would get tired of this sooner or later...?]

I prefer the ocean. |<':{

[old_man_ganon]

[No, no. You see, a good servant would find a way to remove the sword from it's master's brow. You, dear wallmaster, are simply a self-indulgent Rick Astley fan. When Ganondorf gets out of this horrible prison, you are going to die a slow painful death. Too bad for you that he is not moved in the slightest by the loving lyrics.

Though, the tunes are quite catchy, to tell the absolute truth...]