[In the middle of Hyrule Field, there is a single, solitary, PERFECTLY HARMLESS cucco.]
[ooc: For all intents and purposes, this is exactly what it looks like. Pure crack. Feel free to pick up, carry, punt, maul, Din's Fire, bomb, throw stuff at, and whatever else suits your desires to the cucco. You all know it deserves it. Rack up enough points, and you ought to know what happens then, right? Also, because it's more fun to nail the unsuspecting with cucco tidal waves, this is a **
fourth wall post**. So please, bring in those flaily pups! They'll never know what hit them! :D]