i may have already sent this to some of you.
For My Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
And For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, explicit or
implied, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America
is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee. By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or
himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
Here's wishing all of You a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
And For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, explicit or
implied, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America
is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee. By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or
himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."