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[zelbic]

My name is Daniel Bowen, I am secretly a vampire named Barnabus Collins. I like to talk about parquet floors and eat Mc Pork sandwiches. I would be most grateful if you also found me Josette Collins so I could stop obsessing over her

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[moldypotatochip]

I AM MOST GRATEFUL FOR MCPORK

[zelbic]

AND KITKAT MCFLURRIES.