a choice excerpt of last night’s wig show:
tour guide: you might be asking how we can keep our price SO LOW, and I’ll tell you it’s because our interim president, Dr. Amy Gutmann [makes heil gesture] works on a volunteer basis.
student #1: i read in the DP crossword puzzle that she makes over 800 thousand a year.
tour guide: yeah, well now that we’re ranked number seven, we ain’t payin’ her shit. moving on.
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and here’s why she sucks in real life
interview with Dr. Gutmann about Scott Ward, the Wharton professor twice guilty and once again accused of importing child pornography from Brazil.