My birthday is in fact in December, but no one would be able to tell with all these DTH fics. I swear to god, I may die.
Two of my prompts have been filled and I am basically astounded that neither of them turned out to be crack!fic (given the prompts) but instead turned out to be completely in-character, amazing, sizzling as holy fuck, delicious fics. MAs, wherever you are, I bow down to your ethereal talent. Someone give these authors an award, for Merlin's sake.
Title:
Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets)Author: Anonymous
Prompt:
# 29Summary: Hogwarts’ future depends on Malfoy’s texts. Too bad the key is up Potter’s arse.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): (highlight for details): *mild dubcon - Harry is pressured to have sex to help Hogwarts/Hermione.*
Word Count: 17,437
Author's Notes:
zeitgeistic, your special request made me cackle with glee and your premise was so promising and, while I didn’t quite mean to write 17k of parselsmut, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hope you enjoy the result!
disapparater, my beta and britpicker, your patience and generosity are astounding, and I’m so grateful for your insight and support. Thank you for all you do. Thanks also to the mods for being flexible, patient, and remarkably supportive and encouraging about the prospect of this much parselporn. Y’all are awesome.
This fic was so amazing! Sizzling hot and I adored how Draco was so right-down-to-business about it all. And Harry! He didn't want to love it, but he did. >:3
And:
Title:
let me see you stripped (down to the bone)Author: anon
Prompt:
# 23Summary:
"So," Malfoy said. "Are you in? Or are you out?" He turned and looked at Harry squarely.
Harry remembered the slow way Malfoy had slid his hand down his own stomach, into his pants - the outline of his long fingers gripping and stroking his own cock. The way his head had fallen back, exposing his pale throat. How he had owned them all.
He took a deep breath. "I'm in," he said.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Harry, (Hermione/Ron, Millicent/Luna)
Warning(s): stripping, exhibitionism, some alcohol consumption, and yeah I gave in and did my first leather trousers!Draco
Word Count: ~24,000
Author's Notes: I have to thank my utterly amazing beta,
sdkshelly. I mean, beta, crit, cheering, crying, squeeing… This wouldn't be near as good without her. <3 Also,
elrhiarhodan kicked my fic ass in the most awesome way! I'm so very grateful for her notes and support!
zeitgeistic, I fell hard for this prompt. I hope I've done it justice. Thank you for the awesome idea! The title is from the Depeche Mode song, "Stripped", that I've been listening to obsessively.
This fic has ruined me for sexual tension. Forever.